I just found out...

ugh.... my mom always told me that i was born so late that i shat while i was inside of her and was born covered in my own shit. I've been lied to....
 
i asked my mom if she shit on me and she got really defensive about it. i think i might have been shit on. suposidly it the same muscules that you use to shit that the mother uses to give birth. my sister is pregnant, and i have been trying to convince her to take a bunch of lacsitives and bean burritos before she goes into delivery. then when she is giveing birth she sends exploding dierria all over the docter delivering the baby
 
HAHAHAHAHA! Though I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen to most women. I'm sure it's just happened before.
 
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