I just found out...

The_Oakley_Kid

The_Oakley_Kid

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... that in 90% of child births, the mom poops on the baby.  kinda makes me wonder if my mom pooped on me or not...  but im afraid to ask
 
can you imagine the nurse observing everything? everything she writes down is good, until she gets to the part where she has to say you got shit on
 
hahahah i remember seeing one of those shows where the lady is giving birth (on TLC or something. gay, i know) and i said something like "it looks like she's about to take a crap, not have a baby" and my mom was like "well a lot of times they do". i practically barfed on the spot
 
maybe if your an ass baby ( a baby born out the ass like that hunchback fellow in 300)

thats the only time i would think you would get shat upon..

wtf!!!! thats so random and gross. where'd you find that statistic? you know 74.675 % of statistics are made up on the spot...
 
from what ive heard and read during pregnancy the woman shits, farts and pisses all over the place. i guess you lose control of your bowels or something idk.either way its fuckin gross.

someone better let jamie lynn know about this
 
hahahahahaha. why do people care so much that shes pregnant? everyone already knew that family was screwd up.
 
it's not disgusting because the rules go out the window when pregnancy is involved. like, this one time catherine zeta jones was accepting an award on tv and i walked in the room, and i was like, "she looks kinda fat." well, my grandma, mom, and older sister (who's had kids) nearly ripped my arms off and beat me to death with them. they were only showing like the bust up on tv, so i didn't know she was pregnant, and therefore not fat, but 'glowing'. it may seem like i'm being sarcastic, but i'm not. it really changes everything.
 
well if your pushin that hard slips are a bound to happen. i didnt get pooped on. i just didnt.
 
make sense...i mean its like the most effort and strain a woman exerts in her whole life...something elseis bound to come out
 
holy shit are you in my bio class? i just learnt this 2 days ago in that class when i was high i was really amazed and it was gross
 
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