i just found out how homo snowblading really is!

Matty.

Matty.

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i always knew skiblading was gay, but never once, did i know it was THIS gay, just watch these videos and you will know what i mean!!!

click here for the gayness

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
if you dont wanna watch the video, here are some pictures of it

i have yet to find a reason why this sport is legal

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-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
this person must have a GREAT life!!

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-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
That last pic was a spoof put out by snowboarders to denigrate an activity underrtaken by others in a rather pathetic attempt to make them feel better about themselves. And those people in the video you posted would probably be half-decent skiers if they wanted to. Instead, they wanted to do something else. How about letting them do that, instead of being an asshole about it? Wouldn't that be the mature thing to do? Some people are such fucking hypocrites. If a snowboarder did this, you'd be all over him.

This is Ethan Mitchell... the switch back 180 towards the end is fairly insane, especially considering how impossible it is to land on those things. Have some respect. Just because you don't participate in a sport doesn't give you license to randomly shit talk it.

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^Yes, if by 'everyone' you mean 'every fucking retard on this site'.

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Here's another clip, this one's Bailey (Tip-2-Tip on NS) basically destroying the entire jib park, and yes, all on skiboards. I guarantee that most of the kids on here talking trash couldn't come close to outskiing this kid on skis OR skiboards (and yes, he skis too, very well). I've said it before... people who hate on other sports are morons.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

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Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

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Always...
 
HEY FUCK YOU GUYS SNOWBLADING IS THE NEW SNOWBOARDING MOTHERFUCKERS HOW DARE YOU INSULT A FUCKING SPORT THAT HAS PROGREESED EVERYTHING WE DO IN OUR DAY TO DAY LIVES. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS FUCK YA SNOW BLADING YOU GUYS RULE SNOW BLADE FOR LIFE. BITCH!

SKI FOR LIFE!

WHITEWATER
 
i like pistachios....

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
That video J.D. posted was impressive. It's probably harder to land on skiboards than skis because they're shorter also.

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J.D., that song in the Bailer vid..Do you know what's it called? if I remember right,it's in the last scene of Fight Club when the buildings collapse..

He was pretty stylie,I won't diss good bladers,it takes more balance without poles,but I don't really know is it that much easier to slide with small skis/blades,you would think that long, center-mounted skis would give you the ultimate pleasure cruise through rails. So big props. I just want to see him slay rails with skis,too.

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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
I can't mock skiblading in any way because for 2 years I was on those things, and for those of you saying its gay try to pick a better word because its not like they can have sex with men. Skiboarding is fun and anyone who has done it for a year could say the same if they werent afraid of people laughing at them calling them 'gay.' I have respect for what they do because it is wicked hard to land on those things and the sport is actually really fun to do. I changed to skis because I wanted to try something else not to be 'cool.'

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
Mike-O, it's the last song in Fight Club called

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I have to give it to J.D. When clicking on this post i was agreeing with it until i saw what he said and the video was incredible.

 
yes it is gay, but the part i find the funiest is when the older ppl(adults) rent or buy a pair and they ski down the hill the same as if they had normal skis and they also use poles, i find that very humerous

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
this is just my opinion, but i regret ever stepping on them, and i think its the ugliest sport ever.

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its ski season
 
i used to skiboard so i cant make fun of it but if they're good i think that they should keep on skiboarding but the really old/young/shitty kids give it a bad name just because they're alot cheaper than skis so more shitty people buy them

 
4 minutes of that is too much. i skiboarded when i was learning, but never in park and stuff. i think skiboards are a good tool for learning, but when you start doing it agressively its just retarded.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
so what your saying is that skiblading likes other men?

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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
if you can do it good, i dont mind, but if you fucking suck, just go back to the lodge and sit, nobody wants to see your shitty ass just carving down the slope, dragging your hane when you turn. what makes it even worse is the fact that most assholes think its cool to ride them with poles. snowbladers suck, end of story.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
i mostly ski but when i feel like it i snowblade on my 6 inch wide 77cm snow blades there sick in powder. and they help you get better on stability. its not gay, its different.

 
snowblading looks like it would be so hard to land a big air on, they would just slip out from under u, but i must admit, it does look pretty shitpenisy

I'm White?

 
So much evidence here to support my 'haters = morons' theory... it isn't just a coincidence. It CAN'T be.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
JD MAY...i tried skiboarding, for shtis and giggles, it was fucking retarded, i felt like a little fat kid. it was impossible to make anything smooth....everything just looks better on skis with poles

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Its a ski comapny bitch...

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^So you prefer skiing. That's fine. Why would you rip on others for preferring something else? It's a matter of opinion. Just because you don't participate in it doesn't give you free license to arbitrarily put down an entire sport. Hell, I don't play or watch basketball, but I don't call them 'gay fags' (which gets more oroginal every time someone here uses it, by the way).

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
its my opinion......i dotn participate in it correct, but i have tried it, thought it was gay. its my opinion, i do have the right to say what i want

Ninthward

Its a ski comapny bitch...

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^Sure, in the same way that snowboarders are allowed to come on here and arbitrarily say 'Skiing is for flamers', or the same way that you have the 'right' to claim that black people are inferior for no adequately explained reason whatsoever... anyone can have an opinion, but that opinion (depending on what it is) can still A) Be idiotic, and B) show us that you're a complete jackass. Leave people alone to do what they want. Is that such a hard concept to grasp?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
SIIIIIIIIIICK! That was soooooo cool when they were schralping the green groomers! Wow! That must be difficult! The pinnacle of the movie though was clearly the super difficult 3! It must be hard with all the swing weight of a snowlerblade! It was way cooler than when they were shredding the 6' deep pow pow brah!

Any decent skier can master snowlerblading in 1 hr.

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haha...that movie was so dumb i couldn't bare to watch even a minute. The music sounded like they were havin sum kinda shoot-off mixed with mario or sum crap like that

Run Fast.
 
Ya I stopped soon after I broke my leg when the bindings didnt break out (cause they cant) but ill admit it was fun as hell before that, I didnt care what everyone else thought or yelled at you when you went below them because frankly I bet 90% of them had never riden blades and their just following what everyone else thinks.

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
wasnt that very first movie made in like 98? watch some skiing from 98, same shit. those other videos were pretty ill that kid held a line through the entire park with a lot of steez for those little skis

 
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that doesnt look that bad

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

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and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
the video from park city was not from 98

and i think that picture looks haggard....thats style in skiboarding

Ninthward

Its a ski comapny bitch...

P.Crew Crip Walkin Like Thats Whats Up...
 
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