I JUST FOUND 5 BUCKS IN MY COUCH

[.Midwest]

fuck yea.

 

[YoungHyphy]

SUCK ON MY PENIS

 

[1337]

congratulations to you

 

[207]

cool story hansel

 

[.Midwest]

Thank you. +K

 

[Negro_Jesus]

i originally thought the title said "I JUST FOUND 5 BUCKS IN MY CROTCH" needless to say im a little dissapointed

 

[maximiliaan]

thats the shit!

 

[hoodratz47]

dude.. thats awesome.. the other day i found my old pipe and a half smoked bowl from 1 year ago. my buddies GF is the master of going to other peoples houses and stealing the change from the couch... i had to tell her no more .

 

[GayWolf420]

Blow it out your ass.

 

[matt.s]

this should be in the higher things thread.

 

[cooper.fry]

sick

 

[jamodeo]

one time i saw a small man with big shoes

 

[Deezy]

DUDE!!!!!! I LOVE FINDING MONEY IN MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, i found a quarter the other day, and i bought a sour key. fuck yeah.

 

[dmc12380]

i piss 5 bucks

 

[Schlop]

I found $100 on the ground last friday.

 

[BEARS.]

fuck yo couch.

 

[J.J.M]

cool brooski

 

[jibnut]

It's not just his GF, us women are good at stealing shit period. Along with cooking and cleaning, of course.

 

[Wheaty214]

i found 200 dollars outside of walmart the other day

 

[ECB]

BAN! SEXIST JOKES ARE NOT TOLERATED

 

[jibnut]

I LOVE TO COOK AND CLEAN.
AND STEAL SHIT

 

[jibbinc.]

i read it as your "cooch"

 

[Sam.Carson]

i found 20 bucks in the river once

 

[Relish_man]

 

[Raz.]

i found 20 bucks lodged in snow once while groomin a run up on a rail. good times

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

its even better when you find it in your pocket

 

[EmperorKuzco]

i found 20 bux on a glade once. bought me lunch

 

[KJL.]

I just found $5 in my ski jacket!

 

[molsongolden]

YO DUDE I THROW ALL MY CHANGE IN A CAN AND I JUST COUNTED/ROLLED IT TODAY AND IT WAS $115

 

[drumbumocdp]

GET SOME 40'S!!!

 

[dave44]

FUCK YO COUCH

 

[Cthulhu]

the day i moved out of my last house, we were moving the fridge, right under it was a $20 bill, 5 bucks isnt shit

 

[bistroburrito]

thats one of the best feelings in the world when you find money in an old pair of jeans or something