I just fed a piece of pizza to my dog

[steezy_doge]

so i was just like sitting on newschoolers with my dog beside me and i like just looked at her and started laughing and just put my hand out with a half eaten slice of pizza and she ate it and i just kept laughing like harder and harder hahaha my dog ate a piece of pizza haha.

 

[Steezy_P]

nice 1

 

[last_tango]

I like pot as well op

 

[270on420out]

You cruel fuck. Don't you know how unhealthy that is for the dog?

 

[SFB]

 

[GayWolf420]

congrats on killing your dog. Pizza is deadly. take him to the vet right away.

 

[dispatchQ_main]

no point taking to the vet. might as well just start digging a grave unless you know Wandering Bear

 

[milk_man]

Get it. A human actually at the pizza. OP's dog is actually the one who has the Newschoolers account, and OP's dog is actually a human

 

[ANDR01D]

Have fun with the diarrhea!

 

[bleevus]

Maybe the funniest shit I've ever read

 

[caucasian_chad]

How many marijuanas have you drank tonight?

 

[Bart.Man]

Maybe the funniest shit I've ever read

You should read more.

And OP, your dog is prolly gonna die. Tomatoes, as in the stuff your pizza sauce is made of, are bad for dogs. Like, real bad.

 

[No.Quarter]

Feeding pizza to a dog is like a male student getting "sexually assaulted" by the hot young female teacher

 

[Fitz_]

Did you also let your dog tale a hit from your joint while you were at it ?

 

[1337]

I donno about you guys, but I chuckled

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

my dog's eat their own poop

 

[BigScaryLarry]

kush pizza doge OP

 

[skier58284]

Tomatoes are very bad for dogs (and cats), m8. Don't give them tomato sauce.

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Feeding pizza to a dog is like a male student getting "sexually assaulted" by the hot young female teacher

Op statutoraly raped his dog???

 

[Dragonslayer101]

That is very neat bud. Thanks for this very eye opening story

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Leme get this str8 dog u gve ur pizza a dog but the dog ended up getting a pizza so u ate it dog

 

[HSmith]

 

[RubberSoul]

well done OP you nailed it

to the people saying it's bad for the dog-- yeah but the dog eating a small slice of pizza once is not gonna do anything

 

[Zimmerman]

well done OP you nailed it

to the people saying it's bad for the dog-- yeah but the dog eating a small slice of pizza once is not gonna do anything

Except for bring the dog a short moment of pure doggy-bliss

you did the right thing OP