I just broke in to my hoe

freestyler540

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Long story short, my roomate locked the door to the house and we went drinking next door. He went to see indiana jones movie and I was locked out. I broke in to my house...it sucked, and I think I broke the screen.

So who broke into their home before, besides me? stories
 
We were gonna chill at my friends house one night and he was still at work, but he told us the backdoor was open. Well, it wasn't. We popped off a screen, pried open a tiny ass window that I barely fit though (5'11" 145 lbs skinny as fuck), I had to jimmy up onto the roof and then swing down into the window feet first with a flashlight clamped in my teeth. Dropped into the bathroom and unlocked his house. It was fun as hell, only took like 5 mines..I could have stolen so much shit.
 
we drove up to our winterhouse back in december, but forgot a key so we had to call some construction worker at midnight when we arrive and he disassmbled the whole god damn door. i wanted to punch out a window soo bad, consider yourself lucky
 
Ha ha. My parents locked me out one night and went to bed, and I didn't want them knowing i was home so late. The balcony door of their room was open and so I decided to go through their quietly and sneak into my room. Unfortunately, my mom woke up while I was getting onto the balcony and thought I was a robber and tried to punch me but the door wasn't open yet (glass door) and so she ended up just punching the door haha.
 
My parents were out of town with my sister and when me, my brother and a friend of ours went back to our place we realized that we didnt have any keys. Then we saw an open window in the second floor and we made the friend climb ladders up there and go inside and open the door for us.
 
haha the title messed me up, I did several times I'd always lose the damn key or sometimes when I'd sneak out to go partying I had to go in through my window.
 
i've had to bust into my own place a couple times to avoid feeling like the idiot who forgot his keys and sat outside waiting for hours on end :P
 
ok so i came home in eigth grade, and i forgot my keys to the house, so i was like fuck i forgot my keys, wtf am i gonna do. I climbed up to my bedroom broke my screen with a stick, couldnt get window open, climbed down, went to basement window, broke that screen couldnt get in that window. sat on porch waited 20 minutes for Mom to get home, she opened the door, the end.
 
My parents had an exchange student while i was away at college, and when she left they changed the garaged door code. I went over to a buddys house to drink, and when i got dropped off i couldnt for the life of me figure out the code. so i had to wake my parents up at 3:30 am to let me in all drunk...
 
me and a bunch of my friends snuck out and went out adn wehn we got back all the doors were locked and the only way back in was to crawl through the window where the fan was and the fan fell out and my parents woke up and saw all of us chillin in the yard and they never new we were gone. it was funny
 
this isnt really breaking in but i have a condo up in keystone colorado, and it is in like a condominium (sp?) building and all the doors leading inside the building are locked so you have to have a key card to get in, and i have found a way to unlike the door with a credit card or any other type of card incase i forget my key card. so now whenever i am locked out i can open it with any type of card. it is pretty sweet and it works always so i guess that is how i sometime "break" into my condo building.
 
the new indiana jones movie sucked...it was terrible, but anyway, we broke into my mates house before when he was locked out used a fishing rod and his cat flap because the keys were on the table in front of the door.
 
so one time im locked out. i climb a tree try jumping to my porch, landed, grabbed the railing, heard a cracking noise shortly before i fell 15ft
 
i broke through one of my screens to get in before. it was in the garage so i just ducktaped it back together
 
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