I just almost fucked my moms saab up...

[Notorious_BLT]

i was going like 70 down this hill near my neighborhood and this large deer went right in front of me.... if i wouldnt have swerved i would have definatly hit it. it was pretty large so it would have done some damage... i am thankful i have good reactions and wasnt impaired...my mom would have killed me

 

[SteezePatrol]

70 miles I'll assume.

we're a global community here, try to remember teh units.

and *phfew*

 

[St.Steezy]

I hit a tree last saturday night. WOOOOOO!!!

 

[SteezePatrol]

cuz you were too busy thinking about how if it was world of warcraft you could just warlock away all the puddles

 

[St.Steezy]

I didnt have the flight path to where I was going... OKAY!!

 

[Pisces]

hahaha....thats great

 

[lushlaxstr]

thank god you saved the saab

 

[whattheshit]

and why the fuck do we care? and why don't you just say car instead of saab. no one cares.

 

[lushlaxstr]

wow...someones poor

 

[marsland]

saabs arent expensive

 

[lushlaxstr]

never said they were

 

[whattheshit]

yea i am poor. but not my parents.

 

[fappy]

shut the fuck up faggot u just bumped a ton of threads on saabs with one word responses and just made a thread about how you cried like a little bitch when some busdriver fucked up ur car

P.S. HAHAHA!

 

[marsland]

you said he was poor, which implies that you think saabs are expensive. anyways quit posting and bumping in saab threads

 

[lushlaxstr]

haha yeah good times, its $1500 to repair.

 

[KrazyistKarl]

yet hes a donator of lots of $$

 

[unchyll]

hahaha my friend drives around his moms saab now

he just rolled and totaled his yukon and almost died cus he didnt have a seat belt on

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

I read this thread as "I almost just fucked my mom"

 

[lushlaxstr]

then hes stupid too

 

[andrewg]

bahahhaha...i played for awhile so i found that extremely funny.

 

[BigZero]

I had a friend who crashed his car to avoid a deer, but there weren't any witnesses, so insurance bailed out on him. The car was valued at $7000, and it all went to the dump. He told me the next time he sees a deer on the road, hes gonna accelerate.

 

[whattheshit]

your car is a GM.

 

[Dr.Barq]

fyi it doent matter if you hit a deer its not your fault, its under comprehensive for your insurance so your not at fault

 

[BargainBinLaden]

i have an old 87 saab, runs real sweet