I hooked up with some ones mom was night

Jaskier

Jaskier

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holy shit, never do it, it will backlash so bad you have no clue. so if you see a milf and your both drunk run away.

Fook uff.

 
How can u fuck someone else's mom? I'd be horrified. Like what, a 40 year old milf? milf's are not milfs. It's just an illusion created by ur american mind which have been under the influence of movies like american pie.

But anyways, it must have been fun.

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Sick and Tired.
 
I dont believe you, but if you did, you should be shot, i would think you would still be able to have the ability to stop yourself from having sex with someone that fucking old and nasty dude.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
Yep...u should have just stopped...

I find it repulsive, but that's just my opinion. I hope at least u had some sort of satisfaction doing it.

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Sick and Tired.
 
thats pretty nasty

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
Thats fucking great, were you friends with her daughter?

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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
you are so full of shit bro if this shit acually happen i bet she was the fucken nasty mother i probly have ever seen...and why were u with her anyways...do u you chill with moms on the weekend haha

 
You know what is an american invention: teenagers aspiring to fuck their friend's moms. It came from American pie. And I'm not canadian.

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Sick and Tired.
 
dude, done it before. at a party after homecoming, got wasted, hooked up with this kids hot step mom who was also wasted. thats basically all i remember.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
^by the way, this kids dad is like a lawyer, and he ges all the hot younger chicks, she was like 25 dude, and fucking hot as shit

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
If she was like 25, she couldn't be a milf. She was just a hot woman. But in any case a milf.

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Sick and Tired.
 
not really a milf since it's a step-mom who HASN'T had the kid.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
god dude, 46 thats disgusting. shoot yourself.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
step milf? werd

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so what happens when that woman's husband finds out? that question goes to bouth of you.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
was she a good lay?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
you should die

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser

-ATLANTASKI

dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
 
what the fuck is wrong with all of you? how do you know she was fat and nasty? i know some older ladies here who are hot as fuck. i commend you.

 
bad mental image... ouch

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Dude, like, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr people! oi!

go home, cry more!

gå hem, skrik mer!

rentre chez toi, chiale un peu plus!
 
Derek I definetly agree with you, in this day and age people in 40's can looking as if they are 30 and a lot of them who would fuck around with youngings have big ol fake titties...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
my gf's mom is 40 and is hot, her ass isnt the greatest ive ever seen but id still bang her

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^thats great, you should have a 3some with them, like the icon says man!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
and my gf's sister is hot too

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
of course i want too, id be an idiot to not want to, but her sister doesnt want to touch penis until shes married and well if i banged her mom then it would quite awkward going over there knowing that on that exact couch i nailed the mother of the house

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
although it would still be fucken wicked. but i cant so i can only dream..............or try and spy on her in the shower or something

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
aren't janet jackson and heather locklear both about 46?

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
dude, work your magic, get your girlfriend and her sister, you have to be able to.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
I had sex with a 'milf' well she was only 24 I was 18 and she had a 5 year old kid...Biggest mistake of my life.

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I just heard this last night from some friends of mine. Some girl and her soccer team took a trip to europe to play, and the coach was one of the girls fathers who was like 50. So one of the players(age 16), who just happened to be the best friend of the coaches daughter, somehow ended up sleeping the with 50 year old coach. Now, the 16 year old who slept with the 50 year old thinks shes in love with the father, and its really fucked up, but since there is no physical proof, they cant press charges. But all the wives and other players know about it, so basically the girl's life is ruined forever

jibba jabba
 
haha fuckinmoms, dont think i could do it, althrough there are alot of hot ones

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
haha, freeski, her husband wasnt too mad, he knew we were both wasted, as was he. he really didnt care

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
One of my friends in highschool (he was in college) hooked up with this kids mom who's house we would party at all the time.

 
milfs are by far the greatest thing in the world.

i say, if your over 18 and your buddy has a hot mom, then go for it.

if your underage, its not cool. but milfs are where its at. all they want is some young man to come and make them feel young and crazy again.

SamDCaylor

''I umpire Little League for drug money''
 
Yeah but Sam, this kid is probably like 15 or 16. Its discusting. I know a couple milfs, but in no way would i ever hook up with them. Uck..

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
^ retard the definition of milf is (M)other (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck. So how can you say you know some milf's but you would never hook up with them, and they are 'icky'. That's very contradicting.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
well if you think about it like this, alot of porn stars have looser snatches than most moms, and if that porn star was still hot as shit you would have sex with her. so if that mom is hot and whatnot you would still fuck the shit out of her.

to make a long story short...

aving sex with a hot mom is like railing a porn star.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
 
thats cool snapjibber, i thought he might try to kill you or something, but hey thats tight.

that story about that socer player is wrong, i dont care who you are, thats just not right.

i know some milfs, and i see them all the time, like last night at wal mart at like 1130 there was this one chick, if she didnt have 2 kids that you could tell were hers i would have though she was like 19 or 20. but her kids were like 5 and 7 or so. i would have tapped it though.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
true or not, if he nailed someones mom, and she was decent...here's the applause.

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