i heard the freakiest thing tonight...

RyeeMitch

RyeeMitch

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I heard tonight from a friend that some guys have hair follicles (the bumps that hair grows from) on the shafts of their dicks...that would suck so bad, and my friend said it was normal? man, have any of u heard of this 'phenomenon'? sounds like it would really suck.....btw, i know this is a stupid post, but i was really troubled by the thought of it...

 
i find YOU strange

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im not sure that, but i have one hairy asshole

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ahahaa, that sucks

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well i could see where that might matter, when the tip of your penis is exactly a half inch from the shaft. Myself, all shaved. Am i kidding.... to be continued.

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there are people in asia that get ball bearings surgically inserted into there dicks to get bumps, and i am FAR from jokin on that one.

jesus was a liberal

thats why i vote conservative.
 
that happens all over the world, i know in south america they use handmade beads and do it themselves. That takes balls, bumpy ones. I bet it would help if you were hopped up on opium.

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I find it weird that you are curious as to whether our shafts are hairy or not.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
the whole beads/peircings ont he dick is called a Prince Albert if im not mistaken.

i shave a little down thurr. my GF likes it all smooth and shit

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its crazy, the part of me you can see is lacking in hair, except for the mop on my head, but everywhere else that is covered is hairy as hell.

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And we all needed to know that.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
so does this mean that hot chocolate is going to be the next big thing.. kind of like vaginal canal

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ummmm..... yes ? ^

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

 
prince albert is a specific penis percing, there are a lot of others with different names.

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If you had peircings in the right spots made out of the right materials, then hooked it up to some heavy duty electric current, you could use your penis as a rail gun.

 
hahaha what the fuck^

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
prince albert is thru the head.

i trim neatly around the shaft.

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