I heard a horrible thing today...

sampsihoyos

sampsihoyos

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Rumor has it that it takes less pressure to squish a grape than it does to sqush a testicle. Thats probably the worst thing i've ever heard in my life, but think about all the people that get kicked in the nuts and hit by baseballs and stuff. And then evolution, any being that would have nuts that soft would never be able to reproduce. I hope its not true.
 
a guy on my baseball team had nut surgery today. This was because he had a twisted nut inside the sack. Luckily he still has two fully functioning balls still.
 
my freinds cousin was laying around for like 3 days one time cuz he was sick, so then all of a sudden he starts moaning and shit, so they take him to the hospital and it turns out is nuts got wisted around eachother 3 times
 
i hate it when everyone goes around and hits eachother in the nuts. cuz at my school once one guy does it, everyone does it, and i personally dont like getting hit there. you could get seriously injured. so i never do it to people. and by the way did you mean it takes less pressure to squash a testicle than a nut? i thought about it for like 5 minutes and that made more sense but whatever..
 
the contractor that was working at my house today was telling me how yesterday he was playing hockey and got a slap shot right in the nuts and how he barfed because of the pain, then blacked out because of the pain and got rushed to the hospital
 
if you read what you wrote, you said that it takes less pressure to squish a grape...meaning the grapes are easier to squish...
 
my friend got hit with a baseball and well one of his nuts kinda exploded and needed to be removed. Now whenever he gets even the slightest tap he throws up and or passes out. i feel very bad for him.
 
when i was lil i went off a drop on my bike and i smashed one of my balls in to my stomach and had to have sudjury to get that shit fixed up.
 
last year, i needed a new cup for hockey, cause it was small. so i was jumping the boards to go on, and one of them was out of the cup, and i felt this like scrunch sound. i get chills up my spine when i think of it
 
Girls btich about their periods all the time, but in reality in equals out because guys have nuts, and they get hurt quite often. I think I would rather have a year of periods if I could avoid a harsh nut shot. I remember I got hit in the nuts in 8th grade gym class with a jumprope and I couldn't move for at least 10 minutes. Fuck that shit.
 
ya man thata happened to me just the other week. it wasnt that bad cuz i didnt have a ton of pressure on it, but it could have been disastrous
 
um im not trying to be a dick because we all have spelling errors on NS, but u said "Rumor has it that it takes less pressure to squish a grape than it does to sqush a testicle" that would mean that it takes more pressure to squish a testicle, just trying to figure out weither everone in this thread is slow, or im just a douche bag pointing this out
 
same thing happened to me like 6 years ago. i collided with someone at center ice and i fell on my hip and one of my nuts went outside the cup and when i fell on my hip my legs squished together and my nut got owned by being squished between my leg an cup. it was horrible horrible pain

the worst is when it happens when your skiing. few years back and i landed switch and kind of overshot the landing a bit and my nuts just slapped back against my gooch. i was down for the count.

just last year i landed backseat but i landed right on the backpiece of my binding and well, my nuts were in between that.
 
i have a relative that was climbing a tree. he fell, and then a branch split open his sack and his testicles were hanging out. then he had to go to the hospital to get them put back in.
 
ahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah that made me lol baaahahhaahzh YOU HAVE NUTS!!!!!!! ahahah your a woman with nuts or your just like some freak who likes to pretend their a girl...your one of those kids who walks around in a bra and ladies underwear over their g-unit official size and weight hoodies rite?
 
if u guys think all your stories are bad, go see the new james bond movie, and see what happens wen he's tortured
 
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