I have this asshole brother...

[theabortionator]

Maybe staple his asshole shut and keep feedin him and feedin him?

 

[Clevinger]

Maybe, or you could staple his mouth to someone else's asshole and then feed that guy.

 

[cyberpolice]

ok there human centipede

 

[Freeheel4real]

i am crying reading this thread. so fucking funny

 

[assface]

step 1: take deep breaths

step 2: buy wholesale weapons

step 3: ???

step 4: profit

 

[theabortionator]

No you can't. But you can pull his tongue out of his fuckin mount and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver.

 

[Kajex]

buy him a fleshlight... and fill it with icyhot

 

[neutralzombie]

are you sure you want to sleep with your brother? i'm pretty sure that's incest.

 

[Chompo.]

Kill his brother/thread

 

[maximiliaan]

when he's asleep, go sit naked on his nose, be sure that there is some poo on his nose after.when he wake up he thinks theres chocolate on his nose and he will eat it.true story

 

[GratefulDead]

car his mom with her dog and kill your brother

 

[Evilchris]

/thread

 

[50in07]

Kil his brothers

 

[Bryan*]

ductape his head to his pillow.

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

saran wrap his outside of his door. or a toilet.

 

[Oh_So_Hyphy]

put the dins on his skis really high or really low

 

[BrewskiJr]

Take a baseball bat and shove it up his brothers ass...

stupid thread

 

[Motherfucka]

Or do what brothers do when they pissed at eachother and beat eachother up? Problem solved. If it doesnt work get your other brother and sister to gang up on him.

I know, Im a genius. Thought of this myself and theres no way it hasnt been like this for years.

 

[Stickity]

pee in his butt

 

[s.erickson]

I lold

 

[Negro_Jesus]

 

[Mr.Luke]

loosen up his bindings just before one of his big races next winter. Haha, he'll fly like no other

 

[Deezy]

thanks guys, this thread is hilarious.

 

[cyberpolice]

this thread is in the galaxy of this suck camel dick

 

[skiierman]

hang youself, that'll show him!

 

[stokedelic]

have his sister drive her car.

or.

car his sister with his mom.

 

[AntiBang]

CUT HIS ENTIRE BODY OFF!!!!!!!!!

 

[*Dos*Planker*]

you are a pussy

 

[deleted5]

ok heres what you do and this will work CRY ABOUT IT

 

[Swaggermager]

/thread

 

[gus555]

make his dog fuck his mom in his car..... then masterbate

 

[Dan-Man]

you know what you have to do.

 

[muellerc]

on the realistic side i say you should fuck with his car if he has one. if not download a virus to his computer or fuck with his skis for next winter

 

[IdaHomie]

incest ewwww...

but seriously,

fuck his mom

 

[Will_]

torture motherfucker

 

[cyberpolice]

make a thread on ns about it....

 

[B-runge]

 

[JustDidIt]

alabama hotpocket his mom

 

[iLoveLamp]

poop in his socks

 

[Clevinger]

I'm sure you could. Then you could feed him his own tongue while screaming "How's that taste? How's that taste, motherfucker?" and laughing maniacally.

 

[yojimbo]

chop him up into little pieces and feed him to the rest of his family.

 

[SteezCake]

Car the mom and put the screwdriver on the dog and let it run full speed to him and then the screwdriver will fall off on the carpet and the dog will knock him over and he will fall on the screwdriver and get a screwed up knee.

 

[Chief.Queef]

cool story hansel

 

[theabortionator]

Page 1.

Page 2.

Page 3.

??????

Profit?

 

[saranac_tortex]

No you're dumb

 

[TechnoPotamus]

key his car with his mom's dog and shit on his sister's brother's face. then repeat from the beginning but instead this time, key the car with his mom and shit on his brother's sister's face while playing yahtzee

 

[J-Mel]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[TechnoPotamus]

wait. hit your brother's sister while you fuck his mom in your sister's brother's car. yeahhh

 

[apcaipse]

The only appropriate option is to bro rape him.

 

[Scott0_robot0]

lysol