I have the weirdest friend.

[BEARS.]

my friend just told me he shaved his manhood with his moms razor. just thought you might like to know.

 

[killabees]

tell him his mom uses that razor for the same thing

 

[beer.]

my friend is weirder.

he compulsively pisses on people's things when hes drunk. hairbrushes, toothbrushes. he only does this to complete strangers. its so fucked up.

 

[tribefan226]

my friend took out all the cieling tiles of a hotel bathroom on a school trip

 

[artfullydodged]

that is fucked up, dont let him near your bathroom

 

[dave44]

my friend is weirder

he thinks your friend is normal

 

[Albino]

my friend ate a really big candle.

 

[Pippin]

waxy? haha

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

HAHAHA pwn3d.

 

[TomK1]

hahahaha perfect

 

[freestyler540]

My buddy came into my house at 8am and started playing on my roomate's Xbox360

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Uhhh ok.