I have some questions about illustrator

[K_Day]

how the fuck do i do it? i have two things i want put on a template can somebody do it?

 

[Shredability]

Illustrator is a vector program, meaning it works in lines and shapes rather then pixels, what exactly do you want to do?

 

[BryantPhoto]

This. Your statement doesn't even clearly explain what you're problem is, let alone what you're doing.