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Darth.Maul

Darth.Maul

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So apparently i was texting all of my friends today right after i came out of my surgery for my wisdom teeth. I had no idea and this was the result...

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Crush up 4 of those hydros, parachute them, rip 3 shots of whatever you wish, and have your self a vibed out couple of hours hahaha It's what the doctor prescribed.
 
i thought it would be fun to record myself after my wisdom teeth surgery...i used to have video of me, with my face all swollen and wrapped in gauze, telling my mom (who was on the phone with my dad) to tell dad that "i'm high as balls"
 
Apparently I told my Dad that i was cold and wanted my hoodie so i put it on and like 5 minutes later I was like ," when the fuck did i put my hoodie on?"
 
Where does one's self seek to sell him these quarks, as it would be most delitable to acquire such knowledge.
 
I'm not sure what you mean. Either you wanna know where to buy drugs or how to acquire knowledge about them. The knowledge comes from experience, experience, experience. I'm always up to lend out some knowledge however so PM me if you want some brain share.
 
Where the fuck do they use these sweet drugs? For my four impacted wisdom teeth I got some T3s and a really small mix of codene and something else. And when I woke up I was totally aware and ready to leave but they made me sit in the bed for 20 mins. Going home I was just focused on how my mouth felt cause one side was unfreezing before the other.
 
Hydrocodone is for pussies. Special k is where it's at. I had done it many a time recreationally beforehand, but my god, the dentists' dose was something else. Had me drooling and giggling like a schoolgirl for a day straight
 
My mom took the day off work to stay home with me after I had them taken out. She went grocery shopping, so I just went and hung out with my friends instead, it didn't really phase me. She got mad.
 
Well, I guess I mean "too loopy" . Remember that fresh prince episode where they get the laughing gas? Lol somebody embed that
 
i handled getting my teeth pulled like a complete thug. i was off painkillers by the end of the day, zero pain, zero swelling, shit tons of ice cream.
 
threads for some legit accounts of what to expect when I get mine pulled this summer

i've never heard of anybody puking afterwards haha pretty sure your mouth is just swollen and sore
 
I told my mother (who I NEVER swear in front of) that the dentist "fucked up my teeth", even though he actually did a great job on them. I also asked for my teeth back in a ziplock bag.
 
My sister and I had ours out on the same day. My mom told us walking to the car was like walking with two drunken idiots. I couldn't stop laughing at my mom having to hold us up. Apparently, I thought it was a good idea to dead weight her as I was walking.

Also, had sex the night I got them out. /claim
 
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