I have a vegan chick coming over in 30 minutes..

[Phil-X-]

30 minutes so im low on time, shes gonna want the d and need I answers

Will she swallow or do I havta warn her?

Idk what the vegan view on swallowing is since its basically animal product, all real answers get +K, thanks guys

 

[Pill_Cosby]

tell her to think of your schlong as a cucumber not a hot dog.

 

[corona]

at least tell her you're free range

 

[987321654hgfd]

Cum in her hair.

 

[CheddarJack]

tell her your skin is faux leather and pubes are faux fur

 

[Peter.]

when she puts her mouth on your dick tell her that you just dipped it in several meat products

so she isn't vegan anymore

 

[Darth.Maul]

Tell her your sperm is a great alternative to soybeans for protein and that it is a readily available and renewable resource!

 

[Spinoza]

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i always am like, "Yeah, I'l warn you....don't worry." except i don't...or i'll warn them right after I blow. i hate it when girls act like it's fucking toxic poison. i don't really give a fuck if you don't swallow it, but at least get the fucking job done and spit it out.

Tip for some of you younger dudes - eating lots of pineapple will make your jizz taste sweet. avoid strong foods, i.e. garlic, onions, etc. as they make your jizz taste bad.

 

[Anathema]

or if youre me, a baby carrot

 

[El_Barto.]

 

[division.bell]

This could be considered conditioning material in some circles.

 

[1337]

great idea peter! Tell a woman with her mouth around your penis that you tricked her and dipped it in meat products that she doesn't eat. I see this going well!

*CHOMP*

 

[Peter.]

maybe i have a personal vendetta against OP and want his dick bitten off

meanwhile, at the

 

[edai]

The catch is that she still won't eat meat.

 

[Bonzalo]

ninja pics of the bish

 

[easy.steezy]

I did a vegan chick a couple months ago. They're kinky as fuck man, and into all that weird shit....

 

[1337]

Not sure who would get the last laugh, OP because the girl ate his meat, or girl because OP no longer has a penis

 

[squashmosh]

Trollllllllin.

Also...refer to oral sex head...her vagina probably tastes great apparently.