I have a sore on my penis

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And it hurts like hell. I hate it when too much dry-humping rubs the skin right off... now its all scabbed over. Tight jeans and sex maneuvers don't go together... I shoulda just skipped the foreplay.

Please leave all the STD jokes at home, thank you.

And someone time this to see how long it lasts before deletion.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME

*NSFD Station Chief*

 
ghet some polysporin and some mosturizer..

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'I say don't drink and drive - you might spill your drink' - NOFX

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
but remember, with the moisterizer, you MAY get tempted

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
some things really just don't fucking need to be known!

but moisturize so you don't burn yourself again...

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*Go Big or Go Home*

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hey come on, the man is in pain here, go comfort him now

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
u could try to wear a condom everywhere, think of it as penis armor, or u could stop wearin the tight jeans, but stoping sex is out of the question, keep fightin the good fight man

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
by the way, ur a mod right kami? so r u tryin to lose ur moderatorship or somthin? or do u really want to get advice about a sore on ur penis from a bunch of 12 year olds who dont even have hair on their penises?

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
nothing can stop a man from pleasuring his penis

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
duuude... i wasnt gonna say it, but i have a similar thing, it takes up 90 percent of my penis, and it is tthhis pussing scab. its sooo painful. this time i was getting head from my girlfriend, she rubbed some acidic paint remover on, and .... it burned...

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
why the balls did she put acid on your dong, i would rubbed it all over he face and then cock smakced her if she did that to me.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
we had no lube./.. that was the closest thing. now all 32 inches of my penis are scabbed ;)

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
ah man, i thought kami's post was too much, but Blindblinds tops it. Acid? that's rough man. best of luck to both of you and your weiners.

-chris
 
hahaha...acid...good luck with those ones guys

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

Official Member of the FFC
 
did some of you actually believe blind blinds story? and since when do you need lube to get head?

2 Inchers Club
 
yeah i was jus gonna say that, why the balls did you need lube to get head? and why would you use acidic paint remover? if something removes paint, keep your dong away idiot. i hope to god for your sake that your story was bullshit.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
awww. sounds to me like kami has a bad case of FRICTION BURN

first to figure out what lathgwanh means.

ns ogre crew
 
well its been here for more than 12 hours, i think its here to stay

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
stroke my dong dong dong dong, all day long. strokin my dong while i sing this song

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Vagina°°°

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
i was laying in the bed

like gimmie some head

she said when you coming back

like unh uh you dead

i dont suck deals

i was looking at the chick like

'bitch ill what the fucks the deal'

do you really feel if you dont be getting

youll have sex appeal

oh yes you will be sucking my dick tonite

my zipper went zip

i put my pants to my hips

she put her thumbs up like

the fonze said 'ffffff'

i was like shit

i dislike her

had her thumbs up like a hitchhiker

ready to fight her

but instead i chill

i looked her in the grill and said

'oh yes you will be licking my dick tonite'

I fucked your retarted sister
 
yea, u suck

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
mine is better

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Vagina°°°

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
quality over quantity

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
exactly. You would rather have a good apple over 2 bad apples wouldnt you? I know I would.

-MiKeE LIfSHiTz-

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
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