I have a question about alta

supersteezeguy

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does anyone know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta or is it blown up because in tanner halls scarred he says it was blown up
 
Hitchhike from the Alta Parking lot (The far one) to Jackson's Hole... then fine a guy named Brian. Slip him a five-spot and he'll tell you where to find the bus to get to Mammoth. From there you need to find Johnny, he'll take you to Whistler, and introduce you to Chad... The gab is in Chad's teeth... you'll see it.
 
mack dawg was maaaaad upset cuz they slept in the morning those kids did that shit cuz they were gonna go protect chads and keep thurr turf yo. so now they just have permo sniper stands in grizzily so watch yo ass for real YO!
 
just scream:"ah,broke,my ankles are broken,my ankles are broken,i've got broken ankles" and just follow others,you'll be at the chads gap
 
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if you go to the top of alta which is hard enough to do, you can straightline down until you see a huge roller, launch off that and if you're going fast enough you'll defeat the space time continuum and end up in outer space, then you find a man named freddy and kick him in the nuts twice and then a portal will open, climb through and you'll begin to fall, if you land on your back you will be fine but if you land on your feet you will break your ankles. then you must hike to the top of the hill you landed on and a man named chad should be at the top, look at the gap between his goggles and helmet and you have reached your destination
 
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