I have a dream...

Steezy_IN_KC

Steezy_IN_KC

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In honor of black history month... and the fact that i had a dream last night talk about a crazy, scary, stupid or random dream that you have had lately.

My dream was that i landed my first back flip tomorrow. i was pretty excited when i woke up needless to say.
 
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^hahahahahaha
the other day i had a dream that i was hitting a 20-footer and got like 7 seconds of airtime. i wasn't really moving forward, just up
 
Had a dream about a week ago that my friend and I were dancing with a penguin to black eyed peas. That actually goes down as probably the sweetest dream I've ever had. You should have seen how that bastard danced, it was hilarious.
 
i had a dream i ignored my ex girlfriends advances towards me and kept walking by the cunt.
 
i had a dream that it was the second coming of christ and i ran outside of the diner that i was in only to see that jesus was actually a parade balloon float thing.
 
Part of my dream last night was me being chased around a city and jumping off the top of a building. I was ok because I had commando pro on and then proceeded to kill 5 people with a spas-12. I hid under an elevator and called in a predator missile which was actually a small RC helicopter and landed it next to a group of people and remote detonated it.

you might say I have a problem...
 
well i was dreaming last night, dont remember what it was about, and apparently my one roommate came back at like 3am and i was trying to talk to her, saying how i was awake, but asleep at the same time? and she also said i was talking about my other roommate drooling or something lmao
sometimes i can remember still dreaming but being up trying to talk to someone - like thinking they are in the room with me. i guess i just never had anyone to talk back to me before going to college haha
 
once i had a dream that me and cookie monster were holding up a bank, then swat came and we got in a heli and flew away
 
You know your story sucks when you have to say "lmao" and "haha" at the end of all your sentences to make sure people know its supposed to be funny.
 
I broke my leg so the pain meds put me in this like half sleep thing so last night when i was in that state i just saw 2 black people and one of em said to the other: " I'll tell you what Ke$ha is doin.... OTHER WOMEN..... SHEZ A DAMN LESBIAN!!!!!!"
 
You know you suck when your name is OhMyBosh, your icon is Luigi, and when your post count is higher than your karma. Oh, and when you made a thread about laced weed and people still make fun of you for it..
 
TOPIC CHANGE: write what you think OhMyBosh's dreams were the night after his 'laced' weed incident
I bet he was dreaming of himself getting gang banged by the mario bro's. hence the lugi icon. The laced weed was just his excuse for shitting himself
 
haha im so embarassed when i wake up and realize my dream was a near replica of a match of cod

but i had a weird ass dream a few months back, we were in this car on a trip and there was a cat with us, and i had a thing with the cat. i didnt actually touch it or anything in the dream but you know when you can tell in a dream something like that? i was romantically involved with the cat, it was totally fucked
 
don't acknowledge omybosh, don't egg it on; it needs to learn that it is not the most important thing in the room:

 
hitting some pow and did some cork 5's. overshot a jump and broke meh arm.

my friend who broke his arm had a dream that he broke his other arm. probably the codeine speaking to him though.
 
>implying personally attacking my character (on the internet no less) because she knows i am right makes me get owned...
 
i always put haha and lmao when i type, it's just a habit - therefore, you personally attacked my writing style.
side note: SORRY IT BOTHERED YOU SOoOoOoO MUCH
 
I had a dream that my dad was a dinosaur. He chased me around the house, right before he ate me I woke up......and had a boner?
 
I feel bad for you. You've been made fun of so many times for smoking weed for the first time and thinking it was laced. I'm here if you ever need to talk man. We all make mistakes, it's OK.
 
those are the best dreams. I had one a little while ago where i was skiing a jump line and every jump i would be in the air forever. I was pretty much spinning the whole time and would always come out of it and land perfectly.
 
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But seriously. I had a dream the other day that I traded my antifreeze crowbar parts for boring colours and I couldn't trade back. It was practically a nightmare actually.
But luckily the night not long before I dreamt that I did a super floaty 180 over some big step up and I was in some antigravity system and I was just floating in the air. I didn't even know what to do, I was almost bored. Like I was waiting to land so I could could be stoked on landing it but I didn't land.
 
no the worst part is that he was completely alone when it happened.. He went up to the one black guy in school, gave him $20, got $10 worth of weed. Went home and sat on NS for 7 hours until his parents went to sleep. Then he cracked the window and smoked half a bowls worth of weed out of a soda can using matches. When his freakout happened and he needed help, who did he ask, his friends? No, because there are none, instead he reaches out to an online community, most of which don't even like him....

He is such a loser that he actually feels the sensation of winning while reading comments like this.
 
wow.. you all shoud just let ohmybosh think he is right..

we all know he is a super internet douche... with laced weed...but dont egg him on, he's probabily trying to beat his meat to you people hating on him...
 
You know you have some personality issues when you follow someone around on the internet, and then make up a whole life for them in order to try and make fun of them in more detail, in hopes of gaining some form of popularity on NS.

 
Ive been having a shit ton of the craziest dreams lately. The other night I was just shredding these rails a new one, dont recall the ski resort but it was so sick none the less. The best dreams are like the one that I had last night, shredding deep pow in some crazy glades. So sick.
 
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