I have a date, what to do...

Ok, the date was going fine, then we got to the resturant, its still fine, she said she liked my shirt(So HA!) then, we got talking, and she said "Your just like my boyfriend, you two would get along really well, becasue you both smoke pot" that was when i was like, why would you go out on a date if you had a boyfriend, he must not be doing the job right... so after that, i was really destracted, couldent look her in the eyes, and then came the food, oh and by the way, i shouldent have ordered soda, cause i burped allot but i managed to cover up most of them, but not all... after we ate came the bill, and i was like oh shit, i wished we got it slit up... and then she grabbs it and i was like fuck i bet shes going to pay for both of our meals, and i just kept really quiet, cause i didnt really have anything to say, except maybe i'll pay for my half, which would be rude, cause i didnt have enough to pay for her food too... but she knows i just moved here and i didnt have enough money, to so she treated me to lunch, as in she payed for it... and after it was all and done, i got a hug.... if you ask me, it was some pretty fucked up lunch.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
why is it so hard for guys to take a girl on a date. just treat them like your friend. its really not that hard. just talk like normal people do, if you cant do that you are pretyt much screwed. dates are simple

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-Jon

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to jibij
 
its pretty hard to talk about stuff if you dont really have anything to talk about.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
yah, but she never told me before hand... so that was what made it awkward

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
I never wear those damn shirts unless I'm going golfing and there is a dress code or for my school uniform if I decide not to wear a button up shirt.

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me

- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol

- umm, you talking bout Candide- me

- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol

- I don’t think so- me

- He is French though- steezepatrol

- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol

 
hahaha as soon as i read..."then she told me she had a boyfriend" i just thought OWNED,,,,,because you were all worrying what to wear and what to talk about and she was already hitched.

S-STATUS-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

 
well if u actully look good in it u do get laid and obvously ur against preppy kids cuz they get more ass than u

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
i prefer not to try and look preppy, but i do have some clothes that make me look preppy, I dont wear them all the time, only when i have to.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
HAHA.

When was the last time you got nailed based solely on the fact that your shirt has a collar and a couple of buttons.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
i bet that shirts make some what of a difference, but i dont think that if one guy is wearing a shirt with out a coller and one with a coller, that a chick would choose a guy with the coller... and keep in mind the shits are both the same, ... we will have to ask a girls opinion on this acctuiolly... cause i know your answer is going to be the one with the coller cause you mommy told you thats what they like and you gonna stick with what your mommy told you... well guess what, your mommy lied to you... the only thing you'll win is drunken mommas boy of the year that once i was in summer camp... wait what?

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
Sooooo are you saying that to me or to the other guy I quoted....

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
i think the other guy, but it was mostly just a stupid thing, i drifted off, half way what i was saying... you could probibly tell by the writing.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
Hah... yeah it didn't make any sense.

But either way, you should still hit that shit.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
it also gives you a hairgasm.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
i guess advices on sept 4 for a date on sept 2 is a lil' late

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ICH
BIN DER SPRINGENDER TEUFEL

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dude the only way to solve this is challenge the boyfriend to a fight for the girl. she'll fall head of heels for you. but remember you must have a glove in your back pocket which you can slap across his face. oh man your so in!!!!!!!

Im RICK JAMES bitch
 
Girls are slaves to you when they see you pull a good leather glove out your back pocket and smack a guy with it in a duelling fashion.

What did the glove say to the face? SMACK!

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
^ooooh yeeaah, lemme tell ya

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
Tell me where I can get that shirt

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We are the resistance, our last line of defense. We are bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart, they will hunt us till the ends of the earth. The chase is on--forever going on and on.
 
haha wow

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
ask questions, most girls LOVE talking about themselves

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
stop to post, he asked on sept 2nd!!!! for 2 houirs later!

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ICH
BIN DER SPRINGENDER TEUFEL

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i got mine from a randy river place in Vic.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
Fuck randy river.

That is the worst store in the world unless you're a huge douchebag who likes wearing flames on his shorts, skulls on his belt, and barb wire on his shirts.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
^fuck I hate randy river to, one of the worst stores out there.

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me

- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol

- umm, you talking bout Candide- me

- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol

- I don’t think so- me

- He is French though- steezepatrol

- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol

 
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