I have a date, what to do...

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

Active member
any one have any advice as to get a chick really liking you and you have a date. i have a date in like a couple of hours.. were going to a resturant, and i dont know what to do... have any tips as to what i shouldent talk about, or what i should talk about.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
fucking suck her cock

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
honestly, if your like teens, no need for like flowers and shit, just go out with her

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
i'm 18, and so is she, and i'm picking her up at work, so i dunno.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
i wouldnt do much special, i mean, its not a very romantic time of the year, school just started, everything is dieing soon

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
keep it casual, be a gentleman, ask her questions and have her talk about herself

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
you guys think it'd be alright if i wor a shirt with cursing as in a shirt that says:

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G_ F_CK

Y_ _RS_LF

Would you like to buy a vowel?

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think that would be alright?

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
depends, id think it funny but she might not, go safe like w. a nice polo or something

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
NO freakin were somthing nice

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
ONLY ask questions

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
haha, 40 year old virgin

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
open doors for her, let her know how good she looks, and finally and most important get a decent bottle of merlot. after a bottle or two of merlot girls are always ready to get busy

Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
 
its lunch, and she has to go back to work... i dont think her boss would like her to come back a little drunk... should i go stoned, or not, cause i'm more relaxed when i'm stoned.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
it depends on you i don't like going on dates stoned unless the girl is stoned too. i feel like i have better game when i am not high but that is just me

Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
 
i'll try not to go stoned then... but if i have a craving before i go, i'm gonna haha

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
is 40 year old virgin good?

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
and if you know shes against weed lay off it

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
Haha holy fuck that made me laugh, beuno comment

"Well asians have different faces, so it isnt racist at all. It's not like they said "Chink Fit"

 
yah, its fuckin awsome, i think i might watch it again while its here. but she never told me she was against weed, she told me she tryrd it once, aos i dunno.. whatever, i'll just see what happens.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
At a loss for conversation... there are a few key points you can bring up that usually strike it up again:

1- Her family (boring, but sometimes the girl gets really into it and you might get laid).

2- Her job (same thing as above...)

3- This can be more interesting: her future plans, what does she want to do next, and then it can branch out to you, too.

4- The best: what trips she has done and where does she want to go later on. This can bring out some of her cool stories about her trips (or not).

These are just a few subjects that I find strike up a lot of conversation. You also might need a few general tips:; if you go high or eventually get a little drunk at the restaurant, you might start saying very incriminating things that will eventually lead her to hate you. For example, comments or jokes that come to you when you're high and she isn't are NEVER funny. Be very careful

Also, if you are a bit of the prick (i.e you sell yourself, you make bad jokes), get a friend to point out what is annoying about you sometimes and concentrate on correcting that. If you have a good sense of humour, use it liberally. If you don't, don't act too uptight.

Last thing: do NOT show up wearing that shirt. Wear a nice pair of jeans with a polo.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
what the fuck is a polo?

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
You know... a shirt with a collar...

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
like a golf shirt. it has a collar, like 3 buttons near the top, usually strips or something. i have like 2.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
i have a shirt that has buttons allthe way to the bottom.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
hahahaa

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~ used to be welchmountainmafian

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sking with no poles is fun, but its like geting head from a guy, it's fun until you realize that you are gay- humofrio

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
 
dude your stressing out. just take a deep breathe. go clean to the date. both mentally and hygen ically. shower and put on some nice clothes. do not where you fuck off tshirt. put on something somewhat normal. your best bet. this next tip works wonders: get it in your head that first dates gone and you already got a girlfriend, there is no reason why you have to outdo yourself. be friendly and nice, but crack jokes and stay on light topics. ask questions but tell her about yourself. if you can get her to get to the relaxed level your at. your in. girls like guys who make them comfortable. if you questioning her like a narc or really shy and silent shes gonna get turned off and not want ot do this again. keep it casuala nd you'll walk out on top.

Im RICK JAMES bitch
 
NOT a polo... what, is your basic language not english? It's not that hard a concept to grasp. Well anyways if you don't know what it is you obviously don't own one, so just wear something that doesen't look poor or that is extremely vulgar (unless it's that kind of girl, you know best).

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
well, i'll just go with the go fuck yourself "T" then

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
Do you know what vulgar means? Whatever, there's the off chance she might find it funny. I find it extremely lame, but then again I'm a guy so maybe girls like jokes like that, and find that it makes a good impression.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
sh already knows that i'm blunt, and i dont care what others think... i think, and she thinks ts hot, maybe she's just wanting to get laid, cause shes been flirting allot, so, now that i think of it i dont think she will really care what i wear... but then again i might be wrong.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
tell her you love her for a close to every sentence.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Yeah, I think the shirt is sweet. but even when I wear The Adicts sweatshirt I have people stare and old people look at me more funny than usual, so I don't know what the fuck yourself tshirt would for people.

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"I wish I could speak Italish"
 
So wouldn't the more logical thing to do be play it safe rather than take a risk? Use your common sense, buddy. And you THINK you don't care what others think? You might want to get a real opinion on that.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
i've had people ask me where i got it, i just reply with, its just my little secret... haha

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
well, i'm off to go for my date, i decided to stick with the go fuckyourself T shirt, and i just put on a button up shir undone all the buttons on so you can still see the go fuck yourself, so if she is interested in what it says she can touch my chest to find out.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
oh god, hes a walking fashion disaster from the 90s, honestly if the shirt he was describing w. all the buttons down it is plaid...grunge is not back...and if he goes stoned...wow, i hope he updates us on what happens

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
tell us what happens after, definately

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
Man ur reading way to much into this it's a date dawg, how old r u 18? you aint gettin married relax dawg be urself. If you got nothing to say than let her lead. Dont be a pussy. Have you ever been out with a chick before?

I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

 
Don't wear anything that seems like you're trying too hard.

If you normally just wear a tshirt and shorts, don't go putting on nice shoes, dress pants, a polo and doing up your hair.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
"what's a polo"? ahahahaha retard.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
i cant believe you asked the people of ns about this. im really suprised know one has been more of a dick.

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
Get the guys flipping burgers to read love letters to her in the 3rd person perspective.

With twinkies falling out of their armpits.

 
yeah, no offense but how do u not know what a polo is

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
A polo.

pPOLO2-2100197_standard_t208.jpg


now go buy one. because if a boy ever wore a shirt that said go fuck yourself on a date with me, I would shut the door in his face. I'm sorry, I find shirts like that incredibly rude.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

-> Colleen

HN3
 
Stop asking for advice pussy, would you like us to teach you how to kiss this chick? how about you ask newschoolers to wipe your ass as well.

I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

 
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