I have a black eye.

Carl_the_Llama

Carl_the_Llama

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Ok. Here's the story.

I am gonna have a beauty black eye in a little while, and so in preparation for all the " what happened to your eye!!!11!" questions, I'm looking for good explanations and/or excuses.

And yes, the actual way it happened is really lame.

I'm expecting big things NS!... Well no not really, but give it a shot...
 
*purple dragon

An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."

"I once was at this party and recieved a purple dragon, it was brutal!"
 
You got slapped in the face by a cock when giving head to your teacher so he would give you a passing grade.
 
Make something new up each time someone asks you. When I worked at cranmore I fucked my should up bad and had it in a sling in my coat. Told the kids a shark took it off just below the should while I was scuba diving a few years before.

I think I told somebody else a bear got it. After the surgeries someone saw my scar while I was walking around shirtless and said tht somebody had a knife to my throat trying to rob me and I fucked them up but they sliced me pretty good with the knife.

Idk, just make up whatever. WHo cares. Or just tell them what happened.
 
13415360:theabortionator said:
Make something new up each time someone asks you. When I worked at cranmore I fucked my should up bad and had it in a sling in my coat. Told the kids a shark took it off just below the should while I was scuba diving a few years before.

I think I told somebody else a bear got it. After the surgeries someone saw my scar while I was walking around shirtless and said tht somebody had a knife to my throat trying to rob me and I fucked them up but they sliced me pretty good with the knife.

Idk, just make up whatever. WHo cares. Or just tell them what happened.
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Op do this. Always listen to borty
 
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