I have a $100 Amazon gift card

13139459:Skrews said:
http://www.amazon.com/Amer-Whopper-13in-Double-Package/dp/B00HZ62S0W/ref=sr_1_12?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1411192292&sr=1-12

WOW SURE DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING
 
13139459:Skrews said:
http://www.amazon.com/Amer-Whopper-13in-Double-Package/dp/B00HZ62S0W/ref=sr_1_12?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1411192292&sr=1-12

Ive been trying to tell him we need one.
 
Shove it up your ass. Or save it. Or buy something.

This is like making a thread "I have $100 and no idea what to do with it".

Do whatever you want with it. Put a bunch of horrible ideas in a hat and pick one. Throw it off a bridge and see if you can rescue it without drowning. Cut it up and make art with it than sell the art for $200.
 
Add 85$ and you can get this wonderful thing and learn a practical life skill that might possibly come in handy some day.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26

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13139541:omnidata said:
Add 85$ and you can get this wonderful thing and learn a practical life skill that might possibly come in handy some day.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26

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The related products are equally as bad
http://www.amazon.com/Simulaids-Mal...bs_misc_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1KTQT9PHDC1RW7MXNX0W

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And for the screaming deal of $925 with free shipping!
http://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Life-Pr...bs_misc_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1VQ154TAQ47HSS1WG5RY

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I got a Pellet Gun off amazon a month or so ago. Ive had a ton of fun shooting targets and birds out of my garden. My buddy got a Gamo Big cat, its like 100$ on amazon. Its pretty crappy quality though. And I got a crosman nitro venom Dusk for like 150 on amazon and its super tight. Had soooo much fun with these guns.

But you could always just go with that double sided dildo instead
 
The combine posts of people getting the shits and jelly beans reminded me of that sugar free jelly beans story. Don't know how to find it or what the fuck it was on.

I think it was good but I don't really remember.

/useless unless anyone knows what the fuck I'm talking about
 
13140299:theabortionator said:
The combine posts of people getting the shits and jelly beans reminded me of that sugar free jelly beans story. Don't know how to find it or what the fuck it was on.

I think it was good but I don't really remember.

/useless unless anyone knows what the fuck I'm talking about

Sure this wasn't gummy bears?
 
13140299:theabortionator said:
The combine posts of people getting the shits and jelly beans reminded me of that sugar free jelly beans story. Don't know how to find it or what the fuck it was on.

I think it was good but I don't really remember.

/useless unless anyone knows what the fuck I'm talking about

I stopped at the drugstore this morning on my way to work to pick up a prescription, and I impulsively bought a bag of sugar-free jelly belly's that was hanging near the register. I thought "sugar free! Delicious and healthy!"

After I ate the entire bag, which has about 70 jelly beans in it, I read this warning on the back of the bag:

I've had liquid ass and bubble guts all day. Please take my advice and stay far, far away.

Buy 100 dollars worth of
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http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Johns-Famous-Pee/dp/B000H2217Q?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1201615218&sr=8-2
 
13161338:Peach. said:
I stopped at the drugstore this morning on my way to work to pick up a prescription, and I impulsively bought a bag of sugar-free jelly belly's that was hanging near the register. I thought "sugar free! Delicious and healthy!"

After I ate the entire bag, which has about 70 jelly beans in it, I read this warning on the back of the bag:

I've had liquid ass and bubble guts all day. Please take my advice and stay far, far away.

Buy 100 dollars worth of
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http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Johns-Famous-Pee/dp/B000H2217Q?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1201615218&sr=8-2

I fucked up.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE STOMACH DISCOMFORT AND/OR LAXATIVE EFFECT. INDIVIDUAL TOLERANCE WILL VARY; WE SUGGEST STARTING WITH 8 BEANS OR LESS
 
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