I have 25 bucks to walmart

have you been to a walmart? obviously you have. but if you can walk into walmart, look at the people in there and feel confident buying condoms in that store, well, more power to ya i guess.

 
its the best to make it super awkward and go in there with two dudes and get some yarn, condoms, anal lube, and like dog collars and just other weird shit and then pay for it in the hunting section. i did that with a buddy and i got yarn and condoms haha. (we arent gay though for the record, both had girlfriends)
 
feel confident buying condoms? I don't think that the white-trashiness of walmart's regular customers is much of a deterrent in spending 6 bucks on a 12pack instead of 9 bucks at the grocery store. Sure it's a terrible, dirty, mullet-infested place, but shit man, 6 bucks is cheap.
 
I love walking into walmart and you can just feel poor people and mexicans around you. It's actually fucking horible. I used to be a merchandiser for a coke/coors distributer and I had to stock walmart alot, you hear/see some strange ass shit being in that store for 2-3 hours in one area. Oh god....
 
as many parachute soldiers as you can. i had a blast one day with those things throwing them off a bridge. i guarantee it'll be the greatest thing ever. just picture it. maaaadd parachute guys just floating down to their demise.. its doomsday all over again. fucking choose a theme too. make it world war three and pretend the enemies are trying to pick them off from a distance. i get lost in that shit
 
i had never been to walmart, i went before christmas, they have dope flannel, i got a sick flannel sip up with a hood that i wear skiing, most comfortable jacket i have ever worn, for lik 12 bucks too
 
Walmart actually has some ballin stuff

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lamest christmas gift ever. but save it till november 1st next year and buy a shit ton of candy
 
u could go up to someone in the line up and ask if they would like to trade for ur gift card w/ cash

and go somwhere else if u rly want to
 
those are pretty sick.

im going tomorrow to buy an orange hunting beanie, yes i know im a trend whore.
 
to be reall annoying

you should go up to the counter and ask or a $25 gift card and then pay for it using oyur gift card
 
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