I hate valentines day, Who's with me!

yeah its fun when your 13 and stoked and are like super excited to buy some random girl who doesnt even know you a fucking teddybear. Then you go to give it to her and trip and fall into her and spill her food all over her clothes , then vomit and slip in it. then run away scared and be called the valentines day bandit for the rest of your highschool career... then the following year you dont even want to get out of bed and all you do is listen to bright eyes and cry, but at 9:45 your mom makes you get up and go to school, you show up late with a gallon of gel in your hair feeling like a rockstar only to realize your shirt has toothpaste on it, wich happens to be alot and be right around your collar and the same girl you threw up on notices and asks why you have cum on your fucking collar and you reply " its toothpast you fat cunt" then she slaps you and goes and makes out with your best friend,, yeah valentines day is fucking awesome................haha
 
well i just had my girl straddeling me and whispering promise's of hours and hours apon sex, all the while, biting her lip and moving her hip on me schlongl.

fuck what anyone has to say.

tomorrow is going to be to much fun.
 
i didnt like however

how my girl totally left me to masturbate when she left.

oh well. you always know its a good thing when they are like whispering "tomorrow is going to be oh so much fun, i cant wait, im getting excited just thinking about it" while grindin her shit on my peeeeeeenisssss
 
fuck valentines why do u need a day set asside to tell someone how u feel you can do that any other day. this is just another exuse for women to get angry at u cause u missed it
 
yea i haven't gotten my girlfriend anything yet. maybee I'll buy her something. I don't really care. She's on the lease so she's stuck with me for at least a year.
 
fuck valentines day. it's like a day to rub in all us lonely peoples faces that we are hopelessly alone. that's why i'm getting fucking obliterated on my nicest bottle of aged scotch and eating conversation hearts and truffles until i don't have a pulse. yippeee!
 
I like not having anyone to buy anthing for this holiday. Dont want to spend money on stupid ass flower that are going ot die in a day
 
mine sucked, got a few little valentines from friends and my mom got me flowers, but nothing great... as usual.
 
ya fuck valentines day... ive wanted a gf for so long and it was nice kinda having one for awhile but then things just get shitty in the end and its not worth it... so i have a new gf for 3 more months.. her name is jiminy peak
 
yea i actually didnt know it was valentines until i saw people with flowers and other gay shit today then i was like oh yea i guess its around that time
 
she also knows 2 girls im with right now, mt snow n killy

but yeah v-day is stupid

my aunt's bday is on vday...now that woulda been a weird vday for my grandparents...
 
no sluttyness here, they both know about each other and are willing to share me. They weren't to happy when I hung out with Cranmore this weekend though, but either was I, Cranmore is beat.
 
so i'm well on my fucking way to drowning my sorrows, and one of my friends calls and says "hey let's go down to the brewery for free beer and chocolate" so i meet her there, and who do i fucking see? my bitch whore ex, there with the guy she cheated on me with. first time i'd seen her since we split. and she doesn't even try to ignore me, "hi how's it going?" she asks with a fucking smile. fuck you. the thing that bugs me is that i'm way too good for this stupid bitch, she isn't even that hot, and i couldn't really give a fuck about a goddamn thing in her life. but for some reason this shit today pissed me the fuck off. i keept thinking that i'll feel better after my bottle of jack is gone but it's past halfway and it hasn't worked yet.
 
L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very, very extraordinary

E is even more than anyone that you adore can

I LOVE VALENTINES DAY! and i dnt even have a boyfriend i just like it cause i think of it as just a celebration of all the people you care about not just someone your intimate with, i had so much fun today especially embarassing friends w. choruses of singing valentines during class, haha, so much blushing
 
honestly its not too late call someone up and sing a few lines of a rediculus (sp) love song, itll make your day no joke
 
valentine's day is just the exploitation of love by corporate america. see past the bullshit, tell your friends and significant others you love anyways. don't wait for feb. 14th.
 
see this is why valentine's is not cool anymore, it's sooo commercial. It is supposed to be celebrated with the person you love, not your friends, but now it's just a candy feast that everybody participates in. Well it would be better with a girlfriend, but it was just another regular day.
 
You are busted mr. And at the time there was no "getting laid" involved. Maybe I should cut u off...at least you said I was hot.

Actually I hated valentines day too, until this year. Thanks for making it nice in spite of ur hate for it :-)
 
i thouroughly enjoyed, chocolate, watching a strip tease and a complimentary blow job(or 3).

bjs are a special occasion thing with my girl. so i think i busted in her mouth about 4 times threw out that day.

i would def rather get some sensational head then fuck. but hey thats just me.
 
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