I hate the kids that...

i have a condom in my walet, but im not waving it around.

...even though i just told the 189 people online.

... sorry guys.
 
I was about to call you out after your first line, but then you sdaved yourself with the last 3.

Well played.
 
i had this amazing fuckwit in my yr 9 class who brought a USED condom to school to brag about having sex.

what an ass

 
I operate an underground condom dealing eneterprise. You can get people to pay a lot of money for one at a party if they are real desperate/drunk. Atleast $5
 
well there are benefiets to carrying condoms in your wallet. If you see a hot bitch working a corner, they come in real handy.

not that I have vewr had sex with a hooker.

do people really do that still?
 
Let me get this straight, you know a girl who is starting puberty (roughly age 11 or 12?) and you're saying that you carry around condoms when you are "getting some", meaning you have sex at age 12?
 
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