I hate small town white people!

Last year around memorial day these 3 hicks in a pickup truck gave me the finger, So i did the same to them. This action resulted in a good old fashion car chase in the plaza parking lot. They caught up to my saturn and treatened to kill me. Then they drove off. I think one of them looked like sloth from the goonies.

 
yep. you've stumbled upon something my friends have been telling my for years. never go to keswick!

that sucks man. I know how it is. I got punched in the face my first week in BC @ Hemlock because my roommate was chirping about how ontario is so much better because we always get snow even if it's just a bit of ice. These 12 kids from maple ridge BC were in this condo and one of them full out suckerpunched me when I was looking the other way, right in the fucking ear! I fell down a small flight of stairs too so I pretty much got a major concussion and just started walking home (even though I had no clue which way was home)

It was a pretty weak introduction to BC. none of us could really do anything about it, we all worked for the mountain. It fucking sucked.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
I know what you mean by hating the white hicks but not being singled out because of race though./

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
haha just socked ya in the face, awesome isnt it?

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Mike that sucks. Did the dude get his comupins ever?

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
I'm just happy that everyone from the PPP is back and taking the forums back over. Sweeeeet....

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Hey did you hear their puttin a zoo in Newmarket?

They are fencing in Keswick!!!

Sorry I live in Newmarket and Keswick is hick central... my rooommate from 1st year college was from the Wick.... hahaha Jay I cant believe you went to a party there!!

Couple good friends, couple cold beers, couple HUGE puddles all equal a wicked night on the farm...

Thank god for the country
 
nah not really. They're banned from ever renting at hemlock again but that's about it.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
this is why i just stick to hating everyone unless they convince me otherwise.

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
i was watching dumb and dumber on TBS a few weeks ago and those bastards edited the "kick his ass seabass!" part to "kick his butt seabass"- ruined the entire movie.

 
^ ya it did

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
Fuck dude!!!...you shouldnt need your fuckin retarded tribe to help you!!....fuckin fight without them....I FUCKING HATE FUCKING INDIANS WHO WALK AROUND TRAVELING IN PACKS!!!!! READ THE INDIAN THREAD THAT SXMARTY WROTE AND YOU WILL KNOW WHY!!!!.....I HATE FUCKIN INDIANS!!!

S.W.E.D 420
 
jay did u do his little sister...cause that might have pissed him off

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~~~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~~~

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and i think u missed the joke there....read 2 more lines down

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ThreeSixtyFS - when JD starts swearing, you know its bad.

Ryan V.G.

~~~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~~~

Dragon's
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sorry for bringing this back.. but i still can't figure out what i missed.. theres no zoo?

oh and mauii i meant the new go station on green lane.

~meghan
 
As a straight up cracker, I would have to agree with you that these small town white folk can be really retarded, ive seen it. we get excited and just wanna start fighting. that sucks man.

I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
 
Hey, Im sorry about what happend to you, those fuckers sound like assholes. I live in a pretty small town in Montana, and if you partied here, that shit wouldn't happen. People here are really chill.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
all i can say is hit the gym pal. if you had some ammunition of your own it wouldn't have happened. i've ben out of skiing fo the past couple of months due to a gnarley crash and i goto a concert and all of a sudden all these people are pickin on me. of course im bull headed so i talk some shit thinking if i get in a fight i at least have my pride. well not only do these people gang up on me, the fucking security guard threatens to whopp my ass. if i was 50 pounds more muscle i would've ripped him down right there and pounded that fucking tool. he tried getting me kicked outa the show because these people had a problem with me standing next to them. it was fucking rediculous. but i learned my lesson, don't ever allow yourself to become weak. once you're weak you'll get no respect. now im working out at the gym 3-4 days a week just trying to get something so if i do have to stand up for myserlf and fuck someone up, i can. cuz right now i don't believe i could.

not to mention girls dig 6 packs and a toned body.

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**

d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
 
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