I hate slow walkers

They’re not as bad as those tall people who decide to walk at mach 10 leaving all the normal sized people behind.
 
14266229:Treegrabber said:
Simple solution that can make every one happy

walk

RIGHT THROUGH THAT BITCH HE HAS NO BUSINESS WALKING THAT SLOW
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Fr like wtf. I swear everyone be walking like they got shit in they pants like holy shit walk faster you slow piece of shit
 
I don't have the longest legs around but I swear walking around campus I feel like I zip past so many people. When it's busy and you cant pass them yet, I always feel like screaming
 
I'm not even in a rush but not trying to go 0. Also having the understanding of what's around you generally helps. If you want to hike slow, move over and let other people go by. It's not a race but god damn it's annoying to be stuck behind people.
 
There's a certain people that tend to take their half out of the middle, they will even look at you but not get out of your way as if it's my problem they are there, I like the indian buffets though.
 
14266377:CrunnchyVanMan said:
fuck you I will walk as slow as I want, I got nowhere to be in a hurry
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No, fuck you. You slow ass mf. I bet you play music out of a speaker while skiing you slow fuck
 
14266356:theabortionator said:
I'm not even in a rush but not trying to go 0. Also having the understanding of what's around you generally helps. If you want to hike slow, move over and let other people go by. It's not a race but god damn it's annoying to be stuck behind people.
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Exactly. I swear all the slow walkers take up the most room too.
 
14266300:ReturnToMonkey said:
I don't have the longest legs around but I swear walking around campus I feel like I zip past so many people. When it's busy and you cant pass them yet, I always feel like screaming
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Yea I’m not the tallest either so I don’t take huge steps but especially at school everyone walking slow as a mf like goddamn get that shit out of ur pants and stop walking like a snail
 
14266415:Yunggg_jon said:
Exactly. I swear all the slow walkers take up the most room too.
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The narrowest spots on the trail are the best for a break or better yet picnic. And then if anyone asks if they can get by you they're clearly a dick.

Then somehow it goes the other way too. I've had it happen multiple times but remember this one at an airport. Ive got a huge snowboard bag, another bag and a backpack. Was leaving for 5 months and bringing my touring gear etc as well.

We're in line to check baggage and shit. I don't feel like picking up all my shit to move 1 or 2 feet forward because the person in front of me moved up slightly.

Dude starts bitching at me to move up and I explained how lines work, how 7 people in front of him is 7 people in front of him whether were 5 feet apart or all borderline dry humping in a perverse sort of satanic conga line.

People are fucking cooked. I get it it, your in a rush, i don't want to be in line either but at least drinking a bunch of alcohol or eat an edible like an adult instead of yelling at people for things that don't impact the wait.

Idk, at the very least pretend to be loosely logical with your random unwarrented aggression.
 
14266428:theabortionator said:
The narrowest spots on the trail are the best for a break or better yet picnic. And then if anyone asks if they can get by you they're clearly a dick.

Dude starts bitching at me to move up and I explained how lines work, how 7 people in front of him is 7 people in front of him whether were 5 feet apart or all borderline dry humping in a perverse sort of satanic conga line.
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I though everyone knew that you’re supposed to stop on the narrowest and most crowded part of the path for a break?

also I don’t understand why people get mad at others for not moving up, especially since I’m sure he saw all the stuff you had. Like you said 7 people in front of you is still 7 people in front no matter the distance. Like you’ll move up when you have to. Ppl like to have stuff to get mad at ig.
 
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