I hate skibladers!

the other day i was in the pipe trying switch 3s when i fell and my goggles fell off (they were on top of my head)and when i noticed i ran back up to find them. i yelled at this ski blader to grab them but in stead he jumped onto them and the whole left side is all scrated now. it just goes to show how gay ski bladers truely are.
 
Maybe he just didn't see them before jumping and then your goggles were right in his landing.

But I agree that snowbladers suck
 
i work in a rental shop. every time someone comes in asking for blades, its all the self control i can muster not to beat the living shit out of them. its not that they annoy me on the hill, cos they cant even keep up with snowboarders, but every time i see them, the style makes me wana hurl. theyre an insult to everyone on two planks.

grow the fuck up and get some jib skis, they spin just as easy and you can backseat landings without dying.
 
it's the people I dont like. almost everyone (but b-crew) that does it does it cause they're complete fags. They see all the other gay people doing it so they figure they fit in best with them
 
maybe he mistook, "hey can you get my googles for me?" for "hey can you jump on my goggles for me?" I'm sure if you aksed him, he would have no idea that you actually wanted your goggles.
 
YEah theres always bladers in the park who think they re pimp shit and i always tell them to just grow some balls and get some twinns....
 
SOME OF US ARE LAME!!!! Ha that that the besyt joke i heard in quite some time. I don't mean to break it to you but you are all lame and remember this quote short skis suck long skis truck

If I pee on it, Its mine
 
Dude I rented blades just yesterday and they where sick as hell. 3 second stalls on the noses, tail butters all the way down the trail, flatground frontflips and 540s... The things simply rule.
 
bladers suck and are most likely gay but you ride lines you should research and see how line started there company.respect the roots they helped our sport develope. the worst thing about snowblading is telling your parents your gay
 
You guys are pathetic. No one came with one fact to prove skiboarding is gay except that they know its gay...

I dont know what's "gayer"...skiboarding or a dude putting Pokemon cards on his skis???
 
Have you tried blading? try grinding 50 foot rials and teeing up 70 foot bootah on blades. you'de be suprised how much talent it takes
 
Bladers just have no style, it's ugly to see them go down the slopes and when they're in the park, instead of taking rails or boxes, they take their kick and yell: WOOHOO! and that means that they suck.

WORD
 
i agree, totally know where your coming from you should ride avila its a real park where snowbladres are rejected from it
 
thats what im trin to tell my skiblader friend, he keeps tellin me that its harder to rotate fast and butter on blades, and i keep sayin its so easy!
 
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