i hate my pussy!

skiierman

skiierman

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grrrrr i hate my cat. when you dont give him what he wants he wont meow, no no no, hes too smart for that. HE SLAMS INTO THINGS! damn cat will seriously hurt himself just to get what he wants... fuckin cats.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
eat the pussy

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my pussy shits on the floor, and leaves hairballs all around

You guys play the music, you let me take care of the business~Ronnie VanZant
 
my pussy licks itself

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
i was at someones house one time, and their damn cat started licking my hand cause i guess it had food on it, so i just blurted out 'finally the pussy licks me BACK'...just food for though, haha

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah

 
mine does that too. it'll will just walk around slamin into things with its head until u pet it. its really fat and lazy too. i think its too lazy to blink sometimes.

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
i have a black pussy, its super friendly

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
thats because your a little bitch who gets a hard on when they see the word sex or pussy

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i have 2 pussies! one has long black furr and the other is a calico and it is brown and white and black. the black one will stick it;s paws under the door at like 4 in the morning and move them around and make a scraping noise. the other one wacks the door handle and it makes this clanging noise. one time she opened the door

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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag

COMMON SENSE!

 
my pussy is fucking useless.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
My pussy is amazing and cool. The reason your pussies is dumbasses was cuz you didnt train your pussy well enough, so it turned stupid.

I trained mine to piss and shit in the toliet. Thank God I dont have to deal with litterbox crap.

 
pussy pussy pussy

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
shaved pussy

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summer countdown= 5 dayz
 
i shaved my pussy last night...

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4FRNT.

High Society.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
^that is awsome

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
my pussy is killer. Seroiusly it is i killed a mouse last night.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
yeah, i really like shaved pussy...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
my pussy had a run in with a frog today. maybe i'll post pictures later.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
i wish i had a pussy. then i could rub it and pet it and play with it. Id never get bored if i had a pussy.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
how do u get pussys

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
my pussy is the coolest, she jumps into cupboards, and then we close them not knowing shes in there, and then she whines to get out, its hilarious

We're gonna live like kings, damn hell ass kings!' -Bart Simpson

TCC WUUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Solid!

NWFT for life!

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
my family all loves to play with my pussy, but my friends just poke it and laugh at it

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lateralis: i deliver milk...........for 14 hours straight no break yeah it aint easy pulling a 3500lb skid

ns member: i deliver some milk to your face

lateralis: bring it bitch, ill bend you over and crush your guts so hard youll be shitting out your mouth

ns member: well fuck i just cant compete with that

 
that other cat is even freakier, the one that still has some hair

'It's a travashammockery'

NWFT for life!
 
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