i hate my life

gsqueen

gsqueen

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i just got back from mammoth and i only got to ski for 3 days then i fell hard in a race and couldnt ski for the rest of the week. now i am home and we are supposedly getting a whole bunch of snow at the mountain and i still cant ski because doctors are stupid and told my parents i shouldnt. now i cant aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

 
sometimes the mountain gets mad when u stick gates in her face and she smacks you

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
thats the price u pay for being a racer

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
i hate your life too

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
Well theres a lesson in all this, DONT RACE!

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if it werent for racing i wouldnt have been there in the first place i would be at my boring ass mountain all the time and going no where

 
shit id rather go backwards than put on spandex and stiff boots just to go down an icy hill

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
the other day i was riding up the chair with my buddy and two racers. it was a 31 cm powder day, fresh everywhere and even kinda sunny. for the darnest reason the racers were talking smack about hitting gates...

 
if i were at mammoth for racing i would fuck the race man, it's mammoth

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i dont know about fuckin the race man, but id definetly go ski park instead of chasin gates

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
you only have to make one or two race runs depending on the event and on inspection run and for the rest of the day you are totally free to ski the mountain or the park which we all did

 
actually its not snowing here in mammoth. we are pathetically lacking snow. the mountain will barely stay open till the end of may.

 
i know its snowing at red lodge

plus mammoth with hardly any snow is 20 times better the rock dodge with 8 feet of pow

 
YEah I strained my MCL... spring skiing is when i al;ways progress so much... GRRRR!

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oooOOOoooo 80+ mph on a groomed course, ur only goin 80 for a few seconds during the race anyway, ur average speed is probly somewhere in the range of 50-60, goin 80 down a 60° slope in a place where if u fall ur dead, that takes balls, but not goin straight on a groomed course

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
I agree, racing is for pansies, I haul major ass all over the mountain and I'm never the least bit afraid, but put me at the top of the inrun of a massive hit and I'll get crazy butterflies every time.

'Hey uh, based on what you've seen with your wife, what can we expect in terms of droopage here, are we talking about a slight slope or the full blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?'

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ahh the racer, such a terrible person

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
You fly all over the mountain. you prbably goabout 40 max. You just don't undestand.

Try this

Next time your driving down the interstate at 75mph....JUMP OUT of your car. This is equal to a downhill crash. Oh and you had a good point saying that racing takes no balls... If you do it like a little bitch. Anyone who thinks racing takes no balls, never raced, and if they did, they sucked.

 
dude. that was a horrible analogy.

crashing when you are racing is nothing like jumping out of a car that is going 75 mph.

when you fall on ice you are low to the ground and don't take a direct impact, as you are going with it.

on jumps if you screw up, you are most likely going to be taking a direct impact straight down, like when I overshot a jump by 30 feet and got a severe concussion.

going fast on skis is pretty crazy and does take skill, but use a better analogy at least.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yeah they interviewed bode miller and he said crashing in racing is like jumping out of your car, first of all your on a slope and your on soft snow so you slide down and dont hit as hard and the snow absorbs some of your impact, also theres this thing on roads called pavement, and that scratches you up like a bitch

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Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah, lifes a bitch sometimes

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...welcome to the club...havent been able to ski since March 2nd....that means i missed the huge Denver snowstorm, and then todays snowstorm of a foot, and I missed all of Spring Break...stop your whining!

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'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
o...and i missed Junior Olympics and the USASA nationals...stop whining!

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
I don't know about your mountains but when racers come to my mountain after the race they usually tear shit up on the park maybe you guys are racsist :D (p.s I'm not a racer)

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
 
racing takes balls haha next time when ur going down the hill humpin gates right and left, think about how fast ur going, pretty damn fast, now imagine instead of gates, a big 60 foot kicker at the bottom of the hill, thats freestyle..that takes balls

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
snowman is right

freestyle takes a lot more balls than race

race kinda sucks why would u want to ski on ice?

PAG
 
im not arguing what takes more balls, im arguing that racing takes almost no balls, but if i were to say what hurts more its freeriding for sure, have u ever fallen on a rail onto ur hip or racked, that shit hurts way more than falling on the snow and rolling really fast

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
if you fall in a downhilll it is most likly off a bump that you catch a whole bunch of air off of and then eat shit into gate and fence and i can assure you that you have never felt a gate hitting you it hurts just as bad asa rail or worse i have experienced both. also it happened on the second day of jos. i didnt get one start in and i am missing spring series and the rest of the season so i will bitch if i damn well please

 
snowman and line69.... word.

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i dont race, in fact i hate racing, and most racers. and slalom is really gay and retarded to hit a pole. but i think it takes some balls for the olimpic skiers to go 70+ mph down an icy coarse. u r definately safer in the park. try falling on ice at 70 mph, id rather fall on pavement cuz ice is gonna keep your speed and carry u into a gate or a fence or a tree. broken leg if u r lucky. and i dont think park takes a huge amount of balls either. what a lot of people on this site dont understand is that skiing isnt just park. all the balls are in the people thrown shit down in the back country.

 
racing is kinda cool, going that fast is pretty sweet, hell, even spandex makes the women look damn fine. and skiing gates is fun on occasion. but only on occasion, i couldn't possibly do it all the time when i skied. it's just another facet of skiing. i like skiing fast, but racing as a sport is kinda weak

 
i htink your pretty lucky to even be at mammoth

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soudns like she was racing the J hOs

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PakPowder... I am sure crashing on skis going 70 mph jacks you up and is pretty crazy shit, I am not trying to argue that. I've crashed going about 50 and it definitely was not good times. But I have been hit by a car, and have fallen on pavement going high speeds. That fucked me up and in most cases is likely to result in death.

But it still was a poor analogy, unless Bode Miller has jumped from a few cars going 70 mph recently.

If you like racing, then that's cool. It takes a high level of concentration and skilll.

But you'd be a fool to say it is more extreme then throwing d-spins or whatever over chad's gap.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
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