I hate my ex!

Nine_Milla_Killa

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Shes such a slut, I hate her. I dont know how we went out for 2 years!!! She's just rediculous! Lieing about all sorts of stuff now, like a year after we broke up. Everytime she sees me with another girl now, she comes up to me and says stuff like, 'well what happened to Jill? I saw you two making out last night!' When I've never met a girl named Jill in my life! She is such a whore now too, wears all the slutty clothes and shit.

Frick, sorry, but I am venting like nothing else here.

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
shitty

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
next time she says that be like 'oh jill the one that wasent a 2 bit crack whore like you' and walk away

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
those kinds of girls really piss me off too. I had a girlfriend for 3 yeares, than she hooked up with my best friend the night we broke up. He got quite an ass kicking, and we dont really talk anymore. She is a big whore now, I heard she had a baby. I havent seen her for about a year and a half though, so i dont care

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
why are you mad at your friend about that? If you broke up, wouldnt you not care about it?

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
or when you see here be like 'welcome to the wonderful world of aids'

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
what a dirt bag!

can i kill her for you?

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
i did care about it though, it was like 4 hours later, and that was 4 hours of drinking pretty much.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
man i would so care if my ex hooked up with my best friend, heck even if it was a month lateri would still be pissed,

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
i have a x that wont let go and i really wish she would just acept that we are broken up and that it is over..... god girls are bad

10 - 1

Happy Days......and nights

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that

 
Killing her would be harsh, but if she had an accident...

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
AHAHAH! Thats damn hilarious D-spin900!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
thats exactly what you should do since everyone ALWAYS has their trusty bag of quarters handy...right.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
I have an ex that isnt quiet that bad... Whenever we go out with friends later that night he ALWAYS calls and is like.. ya whatever happened to us? You looked SO good tonight that i wanted you for myself.

and all that shit.

But matty that sucks go tell her to stick it elsewhere. I dunno, maybe she hasnt found anyone yet and is just jealous of you so try not to be TO harsh on her but harsh enough that you get the point across that you dont ever want to talk to you again.

And to the guy whos gf hooked up with his best friend. If he really was your best friend then he should have had enough respect for ya to just walk away from her. And its a common rule that you never hook up with a best friends ex without permission from your best friend.

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??

We may be down a few guys, but that doesn't matter....It's not about who's not here, it's about who is...We need all the fans to rally together and make some noise! -Mats Sundin

 
I do realize that I have not had many boyfriends in my life, but my last boyfriend really pisses me off. He doesn't do things like that, but he's just such an idiot.

'Dad, I would never put Sinatra on the same LEVEL as Pavorati! I'm just saying that I like Sinatra's voice! Okay?' - Me yelling at my Dad about some other trivial thing.
 
me and my ex actually managed to stay friens after we borke up..... it's hard, i wouldn't recomend it unless you can really supress your fealings.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
yeah, i hated my ex, he's all like 'slut' and im all like 'psha' and you know how it is

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
maybe u didnt realize she wore slutty clothes when u were going with her

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
yeah i might beable to arrange an accedent or two....or three or four

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
this one girl i broke up with was scary as hell. she made up a screen name and started talking to me and pretended to be some girl from my town, then she threatened to do all this shit to me, i had no clue it was her

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
Sweet guys! I'll send her on a drive down the highway, someone plant a banana peel!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
haha yea just like Billy Madison

Gordon: Hey, Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and

advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.

Sen-Dog: That, and getting toasted. Nicely toasted.
 
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