I hate loud eaters....

quixotic

quixotic

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seriously... nothing gets me more pissed than hearing somebody chomping and chewing on food obnoxiously loud. I hate sitting at tables with people that can't chew quietly... blah.
I'll save you all some time.... Cool Story Hansel.
 
dude. i seriously cant express the feeling of hate that possesses me when someone starts smacking their lips or chewing loudly. i gotta like get hypnosis therapy to make me stop hating it so much. i cant even be in the same room as someone who's eating chips. i just dont understand it
 
on the same note, you know that person who always gets the squeaky chair that pisses everyone off? that person is %100 of the time me, I honestly don't know how, maybe I'm massively obese, but i ALWAYS get the squeaky chair
 
maybe? I think you would either know or not if you are massively obese. haha
And I agree with the first poster. My mom eats really loudly and I can't ever sit down at a family dinner for more than 5 minutes without having to get up and just come eat later once she is finished. It takes so much for me to hold back from yelling "can't you fucking chew quieter?". I wish this wasn't the case and I have no idea why it pisses me off so much...
 
YES! Fuckinn hate it..it echoes throughout the whole room and your just like wow why the fuck am I here.
 
back in high school i sat down for my SAT's, and the kid next to me who actually is the starting quartback for USC now..... litterally whispered to himself every question and answer on the SAT. Consdiering how many fucking questions on there, think about how annoying it would be have someone whispering that many times. I almost went nuts
 
me too. sometimes i feel bad for the person because i want to rip their head off and beat them with it and they havent done anything to deserve it (intentionally at least). recently ive had pretty good luck with (instead of fuming in silence or subconsciously being a dick) smacking my lips really loud and obviously to mimic the person, and usually they catch the hint
 
Dude i know what you mean both my brothers are like this and at dinner or something and i have to hold back from screaming 'will you shout the fuck up?'
 
I went skiing with this one kid who ate pop tarts with his mouth open. And everytime he chewed there was that sound. dear god..And those guys that after every bite of something you put their finger in their mouth trying to clear their teeth for the next bite
 
looks like there are a good few of us on the same page here. maybe we can form a secret society dedicated to slowly and secretly killing anyone and everyone that chews with their mouth open until there are no more...
 
holy shit i get mad just thinking about loud eaters. and when they breathe super heavily when they are eating ahhhhh
 
holy shit i fucking hate it too. my grampa is the worst at eating. he literally has peices of fucking corn in his chest hair and he eats soup as if hes been starving for a year. and spagetti is so gross he slurps it up and it whips him in the face fucking nasty i just lost my apetite
 
On a similiar note, I can't stand it when people try to quietly open things such a bags of chips, bookbags, and mints...in their attempt to make it quiet they actually make it louder and more annoying.
 
yea its terrible... i have definitly allways hated that shit. especially coming from a family that had sit down quiet dinners every night in highschool with the tv off and shit. when i had to listen to my grandpa eat I would usually just eat as fast as fucking possible because i literally would sit there and want to kill the old man. I mean i love my family but there is some things a guy cant take. Also someone who breathes heavily all the time even when sitting at a desk.Or if they have been smoking all their life and cough every 2 seconds.

I mean I am a very tolerable person but the other day there was this dude on this like stairmaster thing and I think he had turretts because every 3 seconds he would do this really loud semi cough/throat clear. It was insane, I was on the stationary bike and rode for 45 min and it took every last bit of my energy to not say SHUT THE FUCK UP! the only reason i didn't was because i think it was turretts. God fuck i didn't really know there were others out there that hated it as much as me. Im glad i could finally tell someone that.

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i got this one friend who makes these weird "mmm..mmmmm...mm...mmmm..." noises when he eats, like every meal he eats is so fucking delicious that he has to go "mmmmm" every bite he takes. so fucking awkward and annoying. at least he keeps his mouth closed.
 
i comletely agree with whoever said the thing about people trying to open things quietly when they just do it slowly and its more annoying becuase it takes longer. i also hate it when people constantly complain about little things but do nothing to try to fix it.
 
i hate people talking on their phones on the bus. and its always this annoying chick with that issue with her over expressing the way she talks and being bouncy and saying like and stuff.

stfu.
 
Fuck in my PAT today this girl sitting next to me kept whispering everything to herself the WHOLE test I was getting so mad I couldn't focus
 
soooo annoying, drives me crazy, as well as when someone eats something cheesy and licks their fingers after GAHHHHHHHH
 
same, my cousin is so fucking weird when he eats. he makes moans and groans that sound like they are coming from the gates of hell.
 
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