I hate little kids.

BEARS.

BEARS.

Active member
today, on a school sponsored ski day (be jealous, i get half days off on fridays) i failed attempt of a lincoln 180 in the par-par today, i dub ejected. when i started hiking up, two little kids went off the side of the landing, stopped and grabbed my skis. i thought they were being nice little kids, and bringing them down to a fallen comrade, so i stopped hiking. after they both had one ski in their hands they took off down the mountain, leaving me to walk down the rest of it with a feeling of slight concussion. while walking down i had numerous riders yell for me to get the fuck on my skis. once i got down i was fucking furious and i told them to never do it again. and gave them both a heart tap on the helmet with my pole. after that they started crying to their mothers, literally. mommys then yelled at me, getting me suspended for a week.
 
i must say u got weak arguing skills if u werent able to get out of being suspended...but that is deff dick move on their part
 
nope. according to the prince, who was skiing with us but didnt see this happen, suspension started immediately. since i was skiing with the school i had to leave the mountain. ill get em this weekend though if my parents let me ski.
 
you should've got to the moms first and told them their kids took your skis. Because that's a dick move, even according to most moms, probly.
 
i would knocked their heads together, thus rendering them unconcious giving you enough time to ski away b4 they can go find mommy
 
Fuck administration, getting suspended for that is bullshit. Next time tell them you're gonna call up ninthward. or maybe curtis. Either way they'd be fucked.
 
Did you even try to reason with the admin?

The other day I was knocking the ice off of the sidewalk at work a couple little kids came out and threw snowballs at and laughed. I took it for a little bit but then I once I hit one with a snowball they shut up for a while, but then went right back to it. Luckily their dad came out and saved me from their taunting.
 
he fell in the battle to progress. It was unfair of him to be suspended, and kids shouldn't be complete dicks to fellow skiers. He has a good point.
 
i would have pistol-wipped those little fuckers. No fucking kid in dippers is going to fuck with me, fucking curb stomp those little fucks and there moms.

That has happened to me alot where fucking kids have gone crying to thier moms then thier moms go all commando on you, i just tell them to behave or ill bitch slap them.
 
You really should have just screamed at them and scared the living shit out of them. Its the you hitting them in the head with a pole that got you suspended. I admit, i would have wanted to smack right across the face with one.
 
they obviously thought it was a funny enough joke to wait for you to come down, don't think they would have done that if they knew any better. the fact you couldnt just suck it up is your own fault
 
Those little kids are dick bags. I would be so mad. I would have kicked t3hem out of there skis and barried there shit in the snow. THen said I burried it like fifteen feet lower and watch them search. Not funny to take someones stuff. Especially when they are down.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top