I hate it when...

[plorr]

You go pee after vigorously fucking and your pee stream has a mind of its own, resulting in you urinating all over your bathroom/leg.

Pointless late-night thread is pointless. And late. I shall be going to sleep now.

 

[Gnams]

Yea I tend to lie about my sexual conquests after a long night of fapping too.

But anyways.....im bored also

 

[Skiingsnow]

try using your other hand

 

[spidermanatadesk]

As in the dual-stream?

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

yeah i know, but it feels goddamn refreshing when that stream finally becomes normal

 

[plorr]

>implying I was implying that I just had sex.

Which I didn't.... my left leg has been in a giant immobilizer since Wednesday...

 

[Gnams]

>implying that implying that implying that fucking means having sex.

 

[plorr]

Hey I think I skied with you one day at Carinthia near Christmas. You landed your first 7 on the Gulch stepup.
Well this is awkward...

 

[[evan]]

why didnt you ski with me? you hate me dont you...

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

haha yeah it was me. well your right it is a bit awkward

 

[plorr]

I was afraid I wasn't good enough and you wouldn't want to ski with me... lez be frenz naow?

lol jk you smell like soot and poo.

 

[[evan]]

hahahah so youre a funny guy eh? you wanna know what i do to funny guys?

 

[michelle]

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

not much, you?

 

[*simba*]

STOPNO

 

[plorr]

Yeah. Do go on.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

threads

 

[[evan]]

i cant ill get banned :/

 

[plorr]

 

[tall_t]

youll smack them?

oh wait...........

 

[.jersey]

I get the occasional tri-stream