I hate it when...

Love_Wins.

Love_Wins.

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I fucking hate when you almost at the end of a deodorant/antiperspirant stick, and then end breaks off, most annoying thing ever, it happened to me just minutes ago, best part is...I was borrowing it from my brother cause I was out, and I know he hates it too, so I stuck it right back. MUAHAHAHA.

 
it sucks ass when you forget to buy new deodorant like 10 days in a row, and you get all the way to the bottom and you get major chaffage from teh plastic on the deodorant stick because there is no deodorant left. At that point normally i just man it out and stop smelling good
 
i hate it when you actually get to school on time, then realize its a late start/half day and you couldve slept in
 
i hate it when u go to ur church to cut the lawn and the garage is locked with a bees nest inside and you get stung in the ear
 
I hate when you are hammering and you hit yourself in the nose with the wind up...damn I hate when that happens
 
i hate it when you goto lunch to eat and enjoy yourself, then you run into someone who recognizes you and notices you are alone, then invites you to eat with them. (if i wanted to eat with someone i would have company, i really wanted some alone time, bitch)
 
yea i started taking preventative actions. i wear my bulky skiing headphones to dinner.....perfect excuse. "Oh im sorry i didn't even notice you, i was so into the jams"

same excuse has gotten me out of plenty of speeding tickets too. "how fast? whoa! i was going fast! i was so into the music i wasn't paying attention. thank you for pulling me over officer, i was being very unsafe!"
 
i hate it when i'm not smart enought to remember lyrics from quality songs when i hear them. so i have to listen to them 1,000 times to seem hip & cool, but it wrecks how awesome that song was.
 
I also hate getting up extra early to get to church so that we can have a warm-up practice before we play, and pimping it like no other, and then when it's actually time to play, screwing up and coming in one measure too early and making the whole song sound shitty.
 
wow i thought that was about sports or something....definately threw me off

i hate it when i haven't jerked off or been laid in 10 days and i just want to go downstairs and have my way with the first girl i see.
 
And I hate when your drunk and you do shit with a drunk girl. And in the morning she says you took advantage of her. Girls like that either shouldn't drink or should drink with a babysitter.
 
i hate when i'm babysitting and the girl wakes up while im taking advantage of her. It sucks having to go to my roofy hook up and complain, he's fed up and starting to charge more.
 
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