I hate it when people say...

[Jpurd]

"If I were you, I would"

 

[JAHpow]

If I were you, I would have not made this thread.

 

[SofaKingSick]

If I were you, I would have not made this thread.

hmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him

 

[little1337]

hmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him

The cycle continues

 

[oldmanski]

Just down the road. When really its 20 miles

 

[CatdickBojangles]

"Don't feed the Raccoons pre-workout and meth"

 

[No.Quarter]

"well yea, but..."

 

[JAHpow]

hmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him

pls don't play your jedi mind tricks with me, I haven't drank any coffee today

 

[CalumSKI]

don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stop

**This post was edited on May 16th 2020 at 12:27:34am

 

[JAHpow]

don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stfu

Well this is awkward

 

[CalumSKI]

Well this is awkward

......

 

[r00kie]

No offense but, *something critical of you*

 

[dolanslebensraum]

I hate when ppl say “minute” to mean a long time.

like “yo bro i havent seen you in a minute!”

i cant stand that shit.

 

[little1337]

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. . ✦⠀ , * ⠀ ⠀ ,

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**This post was edited on May 15th 2020 at 8:24:52pm

 

[arnie_grape]

there are 2 types of people who tell you "If I were you, I would/wouldn't"

if that person is constantly giving advice, it's probably shitty advice

but if they aren't, it could be a powerful suggestion and a valuable piece of advice.

 

[vibecheck]

SIR, this is the women's restroom

 

[.FRY.]

Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea

 

[arnie_grape]

Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea

im lost

are there fish in the sea or??

 

[Dustin.]

im lost

are there fish in the sea or??

"______, for me, means...."

"As a ______, insert irrelevant opinion based on stated non-qualification."

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

"put my kid down please"

 

[Jpurd]

"put my kid down please"

Gold