"I hate Gorilla Steeze!!!"

therealjerk

therealjerk

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Hey kids!!! Is this you? are you constantly complaining about skiers 'stealing' from snowboarding? Are you scared of skiing becoming cool? Why shouldn't you be? Snowboarders everywhere are starting to give skiers their propers! Wanna retain your hardcore skier status but still go into the park to show up those retarded snowboarders??? Well kids do i have the answer for you!!!

Skiing's not supposed to be cool!

'in so many words. you dumbfuck it's not that rad'- Colin on Salomon talking to Jaime Pierre and the 250-footer

 
don't worry, skiing definetly isn't cool. just go up to people in yer high school and ask, 'is snowboarding cool?' they will say yes. then ask if skiings is cool, the will say no. the end

yay skiing

 
im glad tim rides those they are so hot right now

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All NS jibbers have to ask them self's one question: Am I progressive like the auto insurance or am i just Aflac?

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

everyone should butter like they are spancered by land o lakes beeeeeeeotch

Oregon Pride
 
i was soo surprised when i relized that was not a french site...

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
what the fuck? a twin tipped mono ski. i jibbed up our letterbox last year on a mono ski.

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
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-Bonnor

'Maybe I can join Hibbert's club now' - Jon Olsson, takin one for the team on a tree rail.

I have a 96 VW, with more problems then Iraq. -west

yay for skiing
 
I dont like crossing and try to keep my legs like polard when i do shit.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
i hate gorilla steeze.. i love hucked penis spins

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
that pic reminede me of a story. i was skiing and i saw this one legged skier fall and he lost his ski. so i went and handed to him and asked if he kneeded a hand... he looked at me and said. 'no you could give me a leg, haaa hahahahaha' i was like,, yeah.. haa haa..... FUCK

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
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-luga

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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition

-newskool450
 
HEHEHHEHEE

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PBP Junkie

TMC For life

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five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
i saw some monoboard kids that mounted a snowboard like a monoboard

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AK will blow you away
 
I always seem to rotate 310... sigh...

Anyways... Imagine how many people are gonna actually use that thing. Just think of how many tourists are on twins.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
wow ur dumb this is the dumbest post ever

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Skiing in the past was always the thing for old folks. Now, the only idiots that think skiing isn't cool are the yuppy kids that take snowboarding lessons on a t-bar for one weekend every other winter. Fags.

 
am i right, or are all you guys complaining about skiing? Its def cooler than snowboarding. At my mountain, nearly no local does sb. But not all skiers do rails or kickers, but they are skiing.

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
man, skiing is so last season. i think i am gonna give it up and start a dodgeball league.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
what the fuck? why doe everyone have to make fun of someelses steez? i personally think that it has soo much style. plus tanner doesnt even have much guerilla. hes only like that coming up to jumps or rails....its what i call 'staying low'. now if you want guerilla look at pollard

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
^yeah thats what im saying....guerillawent out of him

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
thats a good story hoodratz, i cant tell whether to laugh wicked hard or cry tho

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you gotta have racer steeze, thats where you got your poles tucked under your arms and you crouch down

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
its all about lanky steeze.

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
^Thank you, i dint know that.

Joke Of The Week

Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
 
hmm everybody snowboards its super trendy.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
mikael's got the best steeze out there wtf r u talking about ^?!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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