I HATE FUCKING HATE MY MOM

Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe

Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe

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So we just planted a new lawn with seed so my mom comes homeand sees puddles of water because of the undergournd sprinkers comes inside and starts yelling at me. wtf the fuck did mess with the program i want it on 3 times a day. im like ya mother it was on cycle from the landscaper. shes like no it wasn't you liar im like yes it was. at this point shes yelling at me and comes over to fucking hit me. so i stand up and say mom didn't screw it up and went out and turned them off. no you didn't dont lie at this point shes yelling at the top of her lungs. so im thinking wtf why is she so bichy about fucking sprinkers. so she started yelling and i couldn't take it anymore i called her a stupid bitch crack whore and now she wants me to move out with my dad. WHY CANT SHE JUST BELIEVE ME THAT I DIDN'T FUCK WITH ANYTHING AND SHE CALLS ME STUPID SHES FUCKING HITTING OVER SPRINKERS. HOLY FUCK I HATE HER

 
lol, seems like a big deal over something small.

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Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
i have no fucking clue whats with her she wants me to move out because of sprinklers wtf. shes fucking is still yelling but im ignoring. oh there goes all of my new siver cartel stuff

 
word, or its just an escuse for something that she really hates about you or your father that she doesnt want to talk about

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ahh i hate when my mom picks fights with me over stupid stuff

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so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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I didnt read your story but first of all you ungrateful little shit, she literally carried you around for 9 months + however long it took for your stupid ass to learn how to crawl. If it wasn't for your mom you wouldnt exist. Now stop being a brat and sack up

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Be thankful you have a mother.

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My mom does the same thing, twice or more a day. Don't worry, you get used to it. I think they're empty threats.

 
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i think you should have read his story.

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your mom fucking fucks real good though

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
Wow. If she is paying for your siver stuff, say your sorry and it wont happen again.

David

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Don't waive your rights with your flags.

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Yeah my mom does the same thing, and me and my dad just sit back, and try asking our selfs,"What the fuck is she talking about."

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my mom did the same thing at once point when the pharmacy gave her the wrong dossage of the wrong medication. Except i never resorted to calling my mom things like a "crack whore". I have alot more respect for her than that.

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shell get over itive had some probs with my mom latly too. she has been yellin and nagin me alot and i was fellin like she just needed to yell since it had been a while now thing r good gve it time

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get her on some of that anti period shit...we need female responses to concur

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
You probly remind her of her marriage to your dad and shes been trying to get rid of u since the divorce and since she was unsucessful she used the sprinklers as a perfect scapegoat for gettin rid of you.

 
umm no offence but u look kinda dumb saying that...u have to read the story beofre u say soemthing like that

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
wow my mom called me a scank once for calling a boy, she said "ladies don't call boys" and i was like, so if i did am i a scank or something, and she was like "yes you're a scank if you call a boy" and she denies it everyday!

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Either she as violent mood swing or you have family problems.

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

Responsibility, what's that?
 
Some women are just dirty bitches, unfortunatly there's no laws against those women having kids. And when they do have kids, the kids inherit the bitchiness, and thus the cycle continues.

 
shes a feminist like my mom. its the only answer.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
^good plan bons

what's up now bitch

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Clearly your relationship is fucked up to begin with if she's pissed about the sprinklers.

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your mom

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just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Good lord. That thing will haunt my dreams tonight. Thanks.

David

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Don't waive your rights with your flags.

I'm back.

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your family must be really screwed up

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wow you sound just like atlantaski with the OMG CAPSLOCK and rambling on about pointless crap. your mom carried you around for 9 months then pushed you out her crotch.. what have you done for her lately.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Capital City Rider / DFP

keep it real.
 
i think your mother may be bleeding from her vagina

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maybe shes not your mother but some violent fusty women from down souf.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
 
hahahah your moms a psycho. stab her in the heart with a rusty fork

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menopause is the answer. But if she wants you and your dad to move out, then you should make her move out

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my dads an ass hole like that to. he flips out if over the littelest things and then bitches at me about how much stress i couse him. after a while u get used to it. if she hits u just leave the house and saw she needs to calm down. go for a walk or sumptin

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From what I know, your mom is actually pretty cool. She's got a rapist wit, which is what I look for in a middle aged woman with ungrateful kids. However, your dads unpredictable schedule is not making my life any easier.

 
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