I hate cock blockers!

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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ok, so heres my story, last night i was at a house party/ sort of get together, well anyways i was like working on this pretty hot chick, she's like 17, i'm 19, so its not that big of an age dfference... well anyways, i was working on this chick like talking to her, massaging her, and what not.. got a bit of boob abtion, i have a pic of her on my phone... if only i could get pictures from my phone to my computer... well anyways it was close to the end of the night, and she looked at me, and then told the owner that she was going home, and i was like across the room, and i was on my way over cause she was looking at me after she told the hose owners she was leaving and then bam some stupid native(we all call him bitch tits[cause he has tits like a girl]) was like i'll walk you home and right then i was like OMG no he didnt.. good thing she replyed with nah, i dont think i want anyone to walk me home tonight... which she really ment like i hate you your creepy get away from me... cause she told me before that she thaught the guy was creepy, and gross... so yah the guy cock blocked, and i would have asked her to walk home after but then i thaught i might start shit with bitch tits and him being like she said she didnt want to have anyone walk her home, so i just left it.. but atleast i got some boob... any one ever been the victem of cock block? and if you dont know what it is you're probialy a cock block... and please everyone here thats a guy, or girl please.. i mean please dont cock block, unless the guy you know has problems, i dont, and she would have gone all the way with me.. i'm sure of it, but now... fuck .. we yah any one ever had some shit like this happen?

men aganst cock blockers '06
 
fuck yeah martin

bitch tits is a faaaaaggggggggggg

we should fucking fight him next time we get fucked up

and then double team that little ugly bitch you were talking to

fuck she had some weird tits dude

whatever

i know you don't get much

fuck yeah i'll call you tonight for more brews

 
yah, to simplify it in a couple sentences, i worked on a chick. got a bit of boob, and a guy blocked my way of getting some tang(not juice... although...).
 
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haha listen to this fucker

he got so drunk

he can't even remember his best buddy

fuck man

yeah i'll call you tonight

major pussy yeeeeahhh fucker
 
well, i've see the chick at he house before.. allot acctuiolly, never tried anything... but next time i'm sure i can get something...
 
i got cock blocked last night, i was gonna go for a walk with this girl alone, and for some reason this guy insisted on coming with us. he just didn't get it. fuckin idiot.
 
wow Frankenberry sounds like a 13 year old tool.

But yeah dude,

anyone who tries to interfer with your shit is lame.
 
thats when you take him aside and go look ou come for a walk with us, and i'll kill you and dump your body in the woods...
 
should've sacked up and walked her home, if you like the chick she's definetly worth fighting for, you don't want her to think yur too much of a puss to man up and walk her home anyways
 
its funny, cuz you are 19, and she is not a legal adult(17), so it would have been against the law to have gotten some
 
nope, its 18 or 3 years.. so in yer face

and frankenberry you are a huge tool, i'm gonna try next party, its her birthday i think.. or she's going to a birthday like soon... next weekend
 
dude, even if she wasnt legal, if she wanted it, i wouldnt hesitate to give it to her... well seeing as she's like 17, its close enough its only like 16 and lower that i wouldnt go after... its too low
 
the worst are the girls friends who try to block you. my buddies ran some wicked interference for me last week. we had a party at our house and at the end of it i end up in my room with one of our attractive guests. unbeknownst to me, her roomate is still in the house refusing to leave without her friend that im with. after repeated attempts to kick her out one of my friends lifts the cockblocking girl over his shoulder and runs her outside, then locks her out. i got the poon, but it was a solid team effort.
 
that reminds me of another part of the night... like this one guy people call napolean(cause he looks just like Napolean Dynamite) well anyways, he's trying to get some, she kept rejecting him, it was funny, he went for her tit and she was like eww what the hell are you doing.. you tryin to cup a feel get away from me.. another time, she was standing and apparently somethign happend, and i grabbed her arm and he was like what are you doing and i was like i'm giving her a place to sit down, then she wat down... and he was like oh.... and had some dumb look on his face, then walked away.. it was funny... but next weekend, i'm gonna fuck her.. its my goal for the week.. haha
 
you know the war of try... an example of a woman starting a war, women arent worth that much trouble... trust me... they start shit, and men fight thier battles... well i may fight for fucking, but if some guy wants her, fuck it he can have her, cause theres pleny of women out there...
 
yah, if only i had a friend that could do something liek that for me... it'd be awsome.. and i would have been laid some time on the weekend
 
until the friend gets bitter, that not only did A) she get carried out and locked out, but B) she didn't get any and her friend did

and fucks your shit up
 
dude fuck yeah

i will help you get laid to shit this weekend

fuck man you sholda told me

we r gonna get fuckin pussy!!

its 10 o clock dude call me
 
who the fuck are you... seriously.. liek i know i wasnt that drunk i'd forget some one... and i'm pretty sure i dont know you
 
^ Happened to a friend of mine minus the last part.

This girl he works with, very attractive and very fun to party with, well she has a boyfriend who never comes to our parties because it's not "his crowd" and won't come unless some of his friends are there. He can be a pretty cool guy on one hand, but not so much on the other.

Anyway, turns out he's been hooking up with her for a while, and just when he was about to bring her into his tent to seal the deal for good, he got cockblocked by this other girl who's a friend of hers.

Total bummer for him, he deserved it.
 
i guess thats a touchey story.. sucks to get cockblocke din any situation... well the only time i did it was because i think i had to, mostly cause the chick one of the guys i know was macking on was talking to me eirlier, and she told me that she had a boyfriend, and i was liek i dunno if i should stop it, but me and a couple other people decided it was the best thing to do so she didnt make a misteak.. turns out the guy i knew was a bit of an emo fag so me and everyone i know now hates him.. kinda funny
 
so, i never got to get the pic off my phone, but i did taka pic of my phone and the pic... not the best quality, but you get the just of it... here, shes the one on the... well right side if your looking at it:

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What a hottie. That sucks you didn't try and at least as her man. Fuck that bitch tits faggot, he knows his place.
 
i've been cockblocked before many a time, but none as bad as this kid louie who i know up at my cottage. he's a big fag, but the night before i left, i was leading this hottie off to the bushes for a quick session. he was like "HEY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING" and proceeded to walk with us. fortunately, my friend anti-cockblocked for me, and it all worked out. fucking cockblocks.
 
I know this is going to make me unpopular, but sometimes it has to be done.

I was at a party and this guy was following my friend and trying to hold her hand, even though she has a bf. Anyway, she looked at me, and I got her the hell out of there. I'm not letting a sketchy guy think he can hook up with my friends.

On saturday this guy we call "sketchfest" was trying to get with another friend who's been going out with the same guy forever, and long story short he got none.
 
Yeah, cockblocking CAN be good in some situations. Sketchy guys never deserve to get any from girls too drunk to know any different, and it's sketchy guys that rape chicks, impregnate 'em, give 'em diseases, etc.

I had a friend save a friend from a bad decision. The guy was just... yeah, and she was too drunk to know any better, so my friend sat next to her and was like "HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP?!" and that was the end of that. Yup.
 
this is the best cock block story

one time i was eatin a sanwich

and i needed cheez

so i said yo pacco

get me some cheez

and he whipped out his dick

and he said

there is a block of some cheese motherfucker

he had aids
 
pussyblocking my friend. but yeah cockblocking is good sometimes. when i was in spain, this girl kept trying to hit on one of my friends so he came up with a word to say that meant cockblock. so everytime he said it we would rush in from whatever we were doign and be the biggest dicks.
 
there are times when, as a girl, you've gotta do it or else the friend who is getting fucked will hate you in the morning. sometimes you've gotta keep your friends away from sleezballs
 
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