I hate Caulk

I

ilovehead

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Yea, so i'm volunteering at Habitat for Humanity and they tell me to get the Caulk gun and caulk everything. It sucked. But the jokes that came out of it were hilarious... 'Do you need any caulk done?' 'Who took my caulk!'

 
i did bitch hahahahahahah

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
if you were in boston it'd be funny.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
yea that shit can be messy, and if you get some on you 'its caulk'

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

Member Number 10102
 
haha thats funny....good kid

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I like to play in the snow and make slushies

i'm not a fruit booter
 
this guy i work with took off with my caulk gun, im pissed.

Marley Would Burn

'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965

 
'I NEED THE FUCKING CAULK RIGHT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!!!'

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Hey, today i moved from caulking to roof work.. 'Hey, i don't need any more caulk, but could i get some wood up here'

 
mmmm, caulk tastes good.....mmmmmm

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
I don't know... i don't really like having pasty white stuff that dries and gets all crusty in my mouth... And yes, there is black caulk, it's not bigger, but it's a hell of a lot more sticky

 
hahahaha 'its not bigger' that might be the funniest thing i have seen all day.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
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