I Hate Being Short

5' 4" Shorty. I love it, i can get away with shit because i look like a kid, and plus baggy shit is so easy to find. I never get angry about being short.
 
You're crazy to think that you're not getting chicks b/c you're short. I have a friend that's 5'2", 29 years old and looks like he's 19. He pulls ass left and right. It's something else you're doing.
 
TRUE THAT. I don't care how tall a guy is - when I watch him ski and he's really good, even decent, he could be 5'0" (I'm 5'6") I could care less. Actually - I don't really care if I guy is shorter than me or my height whether he's a good skier or not. Height isn't what attracts me in the first place - pretty eyes and nice smile will do it every time. :)
 
im like 5'8 and i love my height. im still like considered small but not realllllly.

and maybe you just have no game...
 
yeah thats so fuckin lame when people say that. my response generally is 'wow you are terrible at conversation." I mean what are you, my fucking aunt and uncle? like I didn't realize that I was tall? anyways, I am 6'3 and these are the pros and cons of being tall:

pros:

more attractive to girls

faster walking speed (one of my steps equals 2 of my asian friend's)

automatic skill at basketball

can reach things easily

cons:

hitting your head

people commenting on your height

harder to find clothes that fit well

look less stylish skiing

grinding with chicks hurts your knees

sex in my toyota rav4 not really possible
 


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Next time you get drunk and wake up w/a sore ass, you'll know it was my friend.

I'm telling the guy his height doesn't matter. Are you really that insecure in yourself to take shots at other people for no reason?
 
im 6' and i always hit my head on stuff i got off the chairlft teh other day and hit my head on the bar (im sure this could also happen if your short cause they arnt that high) I also always hit my head on stairs and when I get off the bus.
 
lol dont worry so much. youll grow a lot more. anyhow some girls are interested in personality not just looks.

also watch what you drink and when youre at a party eat something so you dont get a hangover.

sorry for the bad grammar
 
u serious? haha i was talkin to her and he pulls me away and is like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING I HAD FIRST DIBS ON HER"
 
Bud, a girl that cares that much about how tall you are, is not a girl you want to date anyway. If girls insist on dating someone taller than them, just chase shorter girls, theres lots of them out there, and so what if there a few inches taller, not a big deal. I dated a guy two inches shorter than me, but no one said a word or made fun of my because he was damn hot. so end of story. people who care that much about height are rediculous.
 
agreed dude. I fucking hate the clothes things. Im 6'3" and like skinny and not big boned at all (i weight only 165) and like i want an xl or dub xl to fit me right, but they make me look huge.

lame, but sometimes i find good stuff. Pants are annoying too cuz i wear a 32 waist but im this tall, can be easy to find sometimes and sometimes it aitn.

Yeah i hate being commented bout being tall too and i hate being tall anyways.

Hmm i am decent at b ball, haha.

and my girlfriend likes me being tall, so i guess it all works out.
 
at least we are steezy at skiing and have a low center of gravity...i just wish i wieghed like 10lbs more...
 
some girls like short dudes. When i was in hs there was this tall senior girl that like stalked short middle school boys, its funny to think of her as a pervert cause she was hot
 
haha yeah that was some kind of freak out. But im 5'8" and like it. i still get with girls who are taller than me and shorter. Its really no big deal if you can spit yo game. haha jk but most girls dont care a lot and those that do thats good for them
 
Damn man, being tall sucks too,

My rents say I should play basketball and stop skiing cause I'm tall, this is a dick!
 
Are u kidding me? im 5'5" and pretty close to 16 but im done growing, havent in more then a year

yeah im asian but "fromyourstruley" watch it, my friends make the 2 steps for 1 joke a lot and it gets really annoying.

anyways, i hate being short. doesnt really help with a lot of stuff, like i play tennis and being short sucks, skiing isnt as bad, but harder to use longer skis which look cooler

and wearing baggy clothes at my height sucks, because u have to sag your jeans so much if you want to wear a XL shirt or bigger, and when u have ur pants down lower, it just makes u look shorter and stubby. plus shorter people usally mean smaller feet and that also looks lame

and for girls, it sucks, most of the good looking girls at my school are my height or like 5'6" and im already kinda ugly so being short + ugly doesnt help. most girls my age are shallow, hell im shallow too so i dont being short sucks dick. so i know how you feel thats why i like skiing, because height doesnt matter and i feel good (unless ur skinny as fuck and cant carry speed)
 
YES DUDE! Thank you for posting Skee Lo that shit was hilarious. I remember that song from back in the day...can't believe I still know the words
 
dont let some shit like that bother ya mang.

heck im 5'11 and i don't necessarily feel tall, no matter what theres going to be someone out there whos taller! just keep workin your game and you will meet someone.
 
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