I Hate Being Short

[jason...]

i hate being short, so last night at a party i get rejected by 2 girls cause im short (5'1) i was even taller than one of the girls but fuck she pulls the 'lets just be friends' card and it pisses me off, the other one says 'sorry but i like taller guys' yeah fuck u bitch, uhhhghghghghgh and im hungover shit as shit right now and wishing i didnt remember what happened last nigth cause then i wouldnt be writing this fucking thread but i do, so fuck u tall people u fuckin skanks

 

[b-kul]

i gotta say i like being six foot.

 

[LS.]

im 5'9 and i feel shorter than others

 

[0123456789]

same im like 5'8" and im not tall

 

[comeatmebro]

i'm like 5'11'' or 6' and i hope i don't really grow anymore i like this height.

 

[Reed.S]

im 5'1 and im the shortest kid in my school....my doctor told me i should'nt play contact sports but i played football like every year and i started on offense and defense over kids who were 5'9 and taller.... but the girls in my school go for taller guys so it sucks

 

[anxju]

hahah is this you?

 

[james44]

hahahahahahahahahaha frodo your not talking about my party are you? all them ladies were 2 years older than you so im guessing no

 

[J-ray-may]

6'1" when i stop slouching

lol @ fun size candy bar people

 

[bermbuster49]

 

[skijunkiedtm]

damnit i wanted to make this joke!

 

[jason...]

no this was at the first party i was at

 

[low_fidelity]

Well at least your not a midget. That would seriously suck balls

 

[VT_FLO]

you dont ask people out at parties.

 

[Piste.Off]

im 5'8 and i dont want to get anymore taller. i like being short.

 

[low_fidelity]

do you think midgets ever get dates? no so you should just be happy you dont have midgetism

 

[PhaedeD]

i like being 5'9 and having a 8x5in penis.

 

[0123456789]

famous midgets get dates

 

[schism]

5 10 is fine for me

but it sucks when you're in grade 8 and everyone is small?

 

[clayborn]

one of my friends "tenth grade" is still like 5 feet 100 pounds and sounds a looks like a 3rd grader

 

[Boodje.]

im 5'8. Im 14 and im still short.

 

[low_fidelity]

thats true. Like steve-o

 

[987321654hgfd]

go to the doctor and get some hgh

 

[skiblandford]

im only 5 foot tall so i know what you mean

 

[Dr.Dank]

You my friend are a fucking idiot.

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

please god let that be a joke. i dont know how anyone in this world that can be that dumb

 

[soulskier]

hey, thats no reason to hate tall people

 

[spliff.Life]

i wish i were shorter, im 5'10"

and wish i were more liek 5'2"

 

[Bigwoods]

I'm about 5'10" and i like my height.

Basically, make sure your one of the greatest skiers of all times and you'll get all the ladies no matter what height (Dumont)

 

[tommihq]

5'7" or 5'8"" dont know but kind of like this height maybe could be a couple of inches taller

 

[skijunkiedtm]

no you dont, thats little kid size

 

[michelle]

Yah, well I hate being tall

Most guys like "petite" girls. I feel your pain.

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

well your a good height for skiing....trust me it sucks being tall 6'2 almost 6'3" and trying to do grabs, being tall makes spinning a lot harder

 

[PhaedeD]

shut up michelle any guy would take you any day if he didnt he is stupid.

 

[smooticus]

i hate being tall, im 6 2 and like 160 lol

 

[popNfresh44]

you are a pretty small kid, just get some stilts like suggested above

 

[ax_murderer]

bhaha your short

 

[FUUUCK]

6'3" with shoes, I like being the tallest guy in the room sometimes.

 

[Jwalk]

wear high heels?

no but really im like 5'3''ish and i like it

 

[killaherbs]

NO SHUTE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

you have NO idea how much harder it is to have ANY style for skiing when you are tall. I am 6' and it fucking blows besides dealing with bitches so take it back .

there are PLENTY of sluts out there who will get drunk and you'll be able to fuck and it wont matter how tall you are

 

[timmi]

yeah man. it was lame. im still not that tall, but i used to be like 5'2 in grade 10 and stuff. how old are you? sounds like you still got growing to do.

 

[Pklink04]

im six foot one, and im tons of fun

 

[IcePointa]

Dude you should have told that bitch she should be lucky to get 5.1 inches cause shes a bitch with a tiny vag and 5.5 is average apparently.

I love being tall.

 

[UNREAL]

word

 

[Ian.]

im 6 feet tall and in grade 8 everyone so short it suck but when im older itll be good

 

[.Cole]

Trust me, you don't want to be tall. I am 6'5 and it can get pretty crappy sometimes, like when your girlfriend is 17 inches shorter than you. And when you hit your head on stuff all the time.

 

[KRASHED]

worst thing about being tall right there, I can't count how many times i've hit my head of the headers of doors, fuck DOORS!

 

[.Cole]

Also going down the stairs, those stupid things, I don't even know what they are called but I always get smacked in the head by them.

 

[C.R.420]

6'4"

The only thing that sucks about it is when people say, "Wow, you're tall!"...like i didn't realize that I am, in fact, tall.

It also sucks when you occasionally hit your head on things.

But yeah, the ladies like tall guys, so I'm cool with being 6'4". Haha.

 

[comeatmebro]

everything is going to be O.K. just put down your weapon muhammad. PUT IT DOWN!!

 

[VT_scratch]

me too

i think evry1 did