I hate bees

when i was a kid i caught a bee in my hand, got stung, and fainted. im not allergic or anything i was just freaking out so much.
 
te bees and ive never been stung. and i probably mess with bees more than anyone. one day i decided to pour gas in an underground bees nest, cover it with paper light the paper on fire and the whole hole like blew up, not a sting. theyre afraid of me.
 
i was babysitting one time and we took there dog for a walk and the dog stepped on a bees nest and the kids didnt get stung but i got one on the neck one on the arm and one flew up my shirt and stung me, thank god i had jeans on....
 
First day of school last year me and like 6 other friends had double lunch (lunch period and a study hall) so we were off in this thick willow tree area out by this park smoking a bowl, and my friend goes down the little path away from us to piss. About 30 seconds later he comes back yelling "AHHH FUCK BEES, FUCK SHIT!!" and just eats shit into the muddy creak and rolls and bails just yelling "FUCK SHIT FUCK!!" and he got stung like 6 times it was possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life.
 
Ive been stung near my eye twice and it sucks because it swells like a bitch. And one time this swarm of bees flew over my house and i swear to god it was like a cloud. And another time i saw these two bummble bees fucking it was very interesting.
 
i walked into a nest that was in the ground one time...the bees chased me all the way down the hill and i ended up getting stung nine times
 
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