I hate axe shower gel.

[Boodje.]

I just got out of the shower. I was using snake peel axe shower gel and some how i got the soap up my nose. it burned so bad. i though i got it out, but i can fell the little ball thing still in my nose. I 've been sneezing out bubbles for the past 10 minutes now,what do I do haha?

 

[eurotune2]

a little blow will fix that..... just kidding thats bad for you

 

[Tinga]

haha kinda funny. my suggestion would be to do some cocaine to absorb some of the soap.

 

[comeatmebro]

blow your nose. and i love axe shower gel, unlike the spray it stays smelling fresh for a while.

 

[Boodje.]

i tried blowin some hardcore snot rockets.it didn't work. The Cocaine might be the trick!

 

[Skiingslikewhoa]

If I were you I'd run into a knife for getting soap up your nose. Also if you had old spice you'd smell way better.

 

[jimmychung]

first ask yourself why the fuck you put something on your body called "snake peel"???

 

[Snowcase]

Well first of all. It's not the soap's fault. Second, what the fuck were you doing?

 

[Boodje.]

i dont know how it got up there, and because it smells amazing.

 

[Boodje.]

well i was scrubin myself and i was rubbin my checks and then i sneezed and hit my face off my peck,maybe thats how.

 

[MADmidwest]

i bought a bottle of axe once and i did not have sexy women jumpng all over me fighting for my man piece. Axe sucks.

-message to person about to say, "^thats because you are ugly." Be origional and think of something better. I set you up big

 

[Peter.]

rofl i used that this morning, but didnt get anything up my nose

 

[ryano]

ahahahaha, thats funny.

 

[solitaryman]

roflpwned newb.

 

[IcePointa]

snort some instant coffee if you don't have any blow on ya

 

[troublemaker3]

guy i work with said he broke out in hives after using axe shower gel

 

[triebby]

because they know you don't have a penis.

that's more original.

 

[samwise]

some kid in 8th grade sprayed axe in math, and the teacher had a severe allergic reaction and had to leave school. I felt bad, but she was a bitch so it was all good.

 

[keystoner1]

hahahahahah blow bubbles!!!!!

 

[jimmer]

consider yourself lucky, there are kids all over the world praying for the chance to make bubbles come out of their nose.

 

[KRASHED]

lol, I was actually stuck between buying Old Spice body gel and Axe, I went with the Old Spice for some reason though.

 

[comeatmebro]

maybe because they only do that in TAG commercials, not axe. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[popNfresh44]

use red zone, its way easier on the skin than axe

 

[AptosFreeskier]

Do you have some sort of illness that affects your vision?

Look at any bottle of axe or their soap and you will see that they claim it will get you girls

 

[derbski]

neti pot that shit

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

Do you have the snake peel bottle that comes with the sweet thing to stick it to the wall? My roommate has it and I'm super jealous every time I get in the shower.

 

[brokebutitsworthit]

I'm Forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the aaaaiiiirrrr.

 

[potato_man]

should we clap for you?

but yeah, dont clean your face with it, it usually burns all of it, i think

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

bubbles... HAHAHA

 

[Ryan.Street]

yeah i hate it too... it never does what the commercials say it will do

 

[Boodje.]

yes i have the sticky thing that sticks to the wall! I got it out last night.i Just blew the most harcore snot rockets ever. NO SCHOOL TODAY THOUGH! dont know why im on at 8AM THOUGH.

 

[HailSatan]

HA!