I hart bash.org
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freeskierboy
Member
i dont get it is you post about ramen of bash.org
lj5
Active member
#127039 +(3002)- X
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with 'It says
Business Reply Mail' I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
I love bash.org its sooo damn funny
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with 'It says
Business Reply Mail' I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
I love bash.org its sooo damn funny
lj5
Active member
#125283 +(2727)- X
hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
#104052 +(2701)- X
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say 'What are you doing? I just got that from you'
'getting my song back fucker'
#15641 +(2532)- X
I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!
#6460 +(2502)- X
what the fuck is wtf
#185361 +(2357)- X
My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, 'WTF??'
And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
...
now theres a quote for bash.org
Don't you fucking dare.
#409 +(2306)- X
at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said 'if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..' and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#77904 +(2302)- X
67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
#5301 +(2289)- X
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?
#178890 +(2197)- X
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
!kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
#207373 +(2176)- X
oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
: I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying 'You're next'. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
#7936 +(2153)- X
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
#10372 +(2146)- X
Man i was surfin porn and like 'normal' surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin 'i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm' then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#139697 +(2098)- X
can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...
#6562 +(1978)- X
I think the people above me are having sex
either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
#4680 +(1978)- X
can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
#22058 +(76)- X
i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
it's depths that get to me
#44674 +(94)- X
theres a new technology place in my city and i know a couple of dudes who are gonna steal some tv's from it...some sony 45inch flat panel hdtv plasma diplay tv's
seriously
i'm gonna get one for cheap ass fuck
as
lol
lol
lol
#15614 +(45)- X
how you like my new name?
it stinks
#33664 +(43)- X
Gonna go eat guys.
Later.
Why are you eating guys?
Because I don't like bitchy food.
hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
#104052 +(2701)- X
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say 'What are you doing? I just got that from you'
'getting my song back fucker'
#15641 +(2532)- X
I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!
#6460 +(2502)- X
what the fuck is wtf
#185361 +(2357)- X
My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, 'WTF??'
And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
...
now theres a quote for bash.org
Don't you fucking dare.
#409 +(2306)- X
at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said 'if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..' and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#77904 +(2302)- X
67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
#5301 +(2289)- X
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?
#178890 +(2197)- X
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
!kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
#207373 +(2176)- X
oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
: I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying 'You're next'. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
#7936 +(2153)- X
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
#10372 +(2146)- X
Man i was surfin porn and like 'normal' surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin 'i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm' then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#139697 +(2098)- X
can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...
#6562 +(1978)- X
I think the people above me are having sex
either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
#4680 +(1978)- X
can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
#22058 +(76)- X
i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
it's depths that get to me
#44674 +(94)- X
theres a new technology place in my city and i know a couple of dudes who are gonna steal some tv's from it...some sony 45inch flat panel hdtv plasma diplay tv's
seriously
i'm gonna get one for cheap ass fuck
as
lol
lol
lol
#15614 +(45)- X
how you like my new name?
it stinks
#33664 +(43)- X
Gonna go eat guys.
Later.
Why are you eating guys?
Because I don't like bitchy food.