I had to eat my own fingers

[cbl718]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parents

 

[SteveStepp]

hahahahah that was incredible

 

[BurkeSter]

yeah i got a good laugh from it...but its obviously fake lol.

 

[HeathR]

u really think so. I thought the onion always had the most accurate and truthfull news reporting.

 

[HeathR]

u really think so. I thought the onion always had the most accurate and truthfull news reporting.

 

[jimmychung]

now when we uncrate he's really quiet...for like 2 or 3 days...

hahahahahha

 

[crazyfuck]

fake!?!? no way!!! what on EARTH makes you think that's fake? there's no way that could POSSIBLY be fake!!!! i'd say the only news source more reputable than the Onion would be Fox News and you KNOW they have their shit down.

 

[efritzz]

Haha, sitting in my drama film/ tv class.

got a good laugh with a few friendsss.

" sometimes I can even get him in the box

while hes still sleeping! "

 

[0ptions]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town

rofl this was epic too

 

[cbl718]

haha yeah that was swete too

 

[gmack24]

schizto
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government