I had the funnest class ever (this is a long one)

s.jeff

s.jeff

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Ok, We had this substitute teacher her name was Mrs.Young.So my friend stole the remotes to the Tv and DVD player and then we were opening and closing the dvd disc place thing. WHEn she turned her back to the callas we would either open the dvd player again or throw stuff at ppl in the class. Then she had to go unplug the tv so i went over to try and plug it back in. Then she caught me lookin for the cord and told me not to go near the machine and that the whole class was banned from using the pencil sharpener. So I sat down then she told me and my friends to stop trying to go over there and "pretext" then she finished talking, then i asked what "pretext" was then she starts freakin out and she asked why do you want to know what it means so i said for future reference so she said there wont be a future reference cuz you arnt going to touch that machine, so i said ok i wont touch the machine but what does pretext mean ? She told me to look it up in the dictionary, i looked at dictionary and said that it was a french/english dictionary and said it didnt give the english words meaning and said that there were no english dictionarys.She started yelling at me go get a dictionary then and dont bother coming back to class.So i left the class went and got a dictionary, looked uppretext and came back to the class and siad i found it. then she tells me to sit down and shut up. so i sit down and my friends start laughing then they start singing the answers out to her shes yellin again sends us out in the hall and makes us sit there doing nothin till she comes out to talk to us. So we waited a while like 10 min and she comes out of the class and starts yellin and swearing at us. It was quite funny.Then at the end of the class shes at our table helpin my friend with some work and we chucked the remote to another kids desk and then he coemes over and puts the remote right infront of her and said that this is ours. So she caught my friend who stole the remote and then she put the other one back on her desk and asks where the hell did this come from and we started laughin.

It was the funnest 2 classes i have ever had.

I know that this is long but read it
 
ha miss. young, i had her for half a semester, she hated me because i was talking to my friends and i said she was bitch and she heard me so she hated me and would call me mr. abelseth instead of paul, and she calls my brother mr. abelseth to, yeah anyway in grade eight, she was explaining something to this kid and her eyelash fell off (because she had cancer) it was the sickest thing, and also this one time we were watching a video in class and this kid had a watch that you could turn TV's off or change the chan. etc. (same vrec, i guess) and everytime she turned on the tv he would turn it off, it was sooo funny
 
i swear she was out to get me to

we read this book called jacob and the dragon and my friend that sits right beside me had the exact same answers and she said i could have changed my answer when i got it back,
 
Mrs. Young is crazy. She totaly used to be a prostitute to you can tell from the way she dresses. not really slutty but it gives that impression.

I had Mr. Martinez for Physics on Monday. Apparently the reason we have winter and summer is that when the earth is farther from the sun it's winter. And since the earth is moving slower when it's farther away from the sun it's moving slower and that's why the days in the winter are longer
 
Paul the earth being farther away from the sun has nothing to do with it cause when it's winter here it's summer in sydney. It's all the axis of the earth. And days in the winter are shorter not longer
 
that was sarcasm,

i know mr martinez is full of it, we had him for autobody last semester, and he didn't know anything, he doesnt even know how to check the oil level
 
mabey a "c" but whatever hes the best b/c u cant understand him and when he gets mad you cant help but laugh
 
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