I had a "Shitty" bail, literally.

OMG! Dumbest mofos ive ever seen....

o and sorry bout ur ass dude. I agree with everyone, get it checked out for SURE!
 
I actually read a similar story in a freeskier mag...i forget who the skiier was but he hucked this fairly large cliff and landed it..but when he went to his buddies he was like HOLY SHIT..I SHIT MY PANTS..his friends thought it was just a saying because he was scared but he actually shit himself...when you land on a hard impact, your excretory system (a.k.a. your butthole) can only hold so much pressure...once that high pressure hits that area, it releases what it is holding..you fell and landed hard on you lower back area obviously where your butt and excretory organs are located..you hit the pressure limit of your system hence the reason why you shit yourself....
 
That would be none other than Hugo Harrisson, I read that too.

What you mean is that the sphincter muscle can't handle the pressure (a couple times your weight on impact, aka A LOT), so you shit yourself. It happens to even the best so I wouldn't be so embarassed...
 
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