I guess you can say im scared as F*CK

I took a pregnancy test once when I was bored. It was one of those ones where you crap on a stick. It said that one line would appear if I was pregnant, and two if i wasn't, but it just turned brown. I dono what i did wrong.

BTW, Wrap it up. Wrap it tight.
 
dude you look so affraid about having a kid, actually id be more affraid of all those STD shit... like we say in french my friend, protège ton sexe! best of luck.
 
everyone knows better than to not wrap their tool. i hate to say it but the brain lapse kinda seemed in place, you called a girl "dank" to describe her.

i can't wait to find out the end to this.
 
I'll clarify, because i know this kid irl -
- First off, this girl is not indeed "dank",
- secondly he is not a 17 year old senior planning to go to boulder
- thirdly, he just turned 13 and he's in 7th grade, he's never even talked to a girl, he just likes to make up shit on the internet "dewd why you have to make liez about me on tha intawebzz"
 
Let me get this straight. You fucked a "dank" girl because she was all over your "nuts at a party" YOU, no one else had unprotected sex with her and now you are calling her a bitch? You were stupid to have unprotected sex with a girl I'm assuming you just met and or know of. How in gods green earth is she a bitch? She had the decency to at least call and tell you something maybe up. That doesn't sound like a bitch to me at all. You are the bitch.
 
Ok im updating this thread by request, first of all ~Thuggery~ is a lying ginga bitch im not 13 i am 17 and i am PLANNING as in hoping to get into boulder. Second of all she took the test and got a negative, dumb bitch.
 
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I was so excited in this thread and then.... that.
 
haha...no, but really this kid is honestly 13, he's my little brothers friend. I'm not going to argue though casue that's simply retarded.
On a side note :
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