I got super drunk and im ashamed

"my girlfriend tells me that I went to the restroom alot and that I kept on telling her that I wasnt that drunk and that I would say if you want me to pretend to be drunk I will at which point I acted drunk well the way a drunk person pretending to not be drunk would act trying to impersonate a drunk person (not a pretty picture)"

HAHAHA omg that would be so jokes.
 
everyone has there moments wen it just hits you like a tonabricks it realy sucks if your out, just do some yayo clear that shit right up
 
yeah, well i have another drunk story maybe itll cheer u up, probly not, but anyways saturday night i was at my friends house, dont really know how much i drank, but total black out, my night ends at 9 then begings again with my head hanging out the bedroom window and me booting out of it, but yeah i was told i at raw fucking chicken outa the oven, i also put out a cigar on my arm, i know this from the huge skab on my for-arm, and i also was retarded and threw my ruit partner across the table, i dont know if this is true or my friends fucking with me, but i "supposidly" picked up this cute little girl and tossed her across the table to get her "closer" to the cups cause she was god aweful, who knows
 
dude, party stories that involve you completely forgetting shit means you had a good night. any night thats a forgetfulnight is a great night... i remember when i blacked out at a bar i was still awake, but i forgot everything... apparently i gave a guy some coffie grounds for tree beers... him thinking it was pot agreed, it was funny but apparently the guy wanted to kick my asss which makes the story hilariouse
 
i think you misunderstood, shit happens but i hate it when people just can't control themselves. you make bad judgements but you gotta know ahead of time to cut yourself off.

sometimes you don't realize though, then i don't mind helping. ya dig?
 
i dig...but for example this weekend i really thought i was fine but i then realized that i hadnt eaten all day and was drinking beer (homebrew 10% and didnt realize) before i drank vodka, beer before liquer never sicker...
 
last year i blacked in tremblant at about noon and dont remember anything until 7 the next morning, my buddy said i was lost since about 3 in the afternoon and when he opened the door in the morning i fell into the hotel room cause i was passed out against the door
 
last night I talked to this chick I liked for like 3 hours after taking like 7 shots haha...it was interesting. This chick also accidentally gave me her home phone number the other day, so when I drunk dialed her over the weekend her mom answered. not good.
 
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I dont get your story at all.

I once tried to plan a pary and me and 2 friends slept at one of my friends house. we brought 3 poland springs one of absolute, one with dried gin, and another with bacardi. We got to the house of the pary and only the girls sister was there who was a senior at the time, I was grade 8. My 2 friends and I were super bummed so we drank a bottle a piece. I was like 5'2'' 100 so I was wasted. Then my ex gf showed up witha few other girls and she already had a boyfriend who wasnt there but I ended up going to second with her. I woke up and didt remember it. I woke up with bruises all over my back and I still dont know how they got there, but that was a while ago.
 
are u still in 8th grade? judging by the way you typed that i bet you are. all i saw was kjsancjsdbcvjsaj

and i call bull shit on drinking a full bottle by yourself. especially at 100 pounds. I weigh 195 and I cant even finish a bottle by myself.

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this thread has turned into a bunch of tools bragging about how much they can drink. "dude i was like 100 pounds and downed like 3 liters man". honestly who cares, if someone gets drunk off of less alcohol all it means is they're spending less money.
 
serously, i fucking wish i didnt have a tolerance..getting wasted off of four shots would be amazing.
 
i think being a cheap drunk would be rad...

and if your ashamed, why do you post it on the internet for the entire world to read?
 
i had 6 shots of capn mo and 5 of skky no chaser, no mix, 11 strait shots, and i passed out at Mt. Hood in the middle of the night. oh ya im 14
 
dude, a few months ago me and two friends got a 30 rack of PBR and went in his basement. I had 12 in an hour and passed out later. Apparently I woke up, walked over to his tv and deliberately took a leak on his dvd collection.
 
hehehehe, i figered this ythread deserved anothrt hgood actual drunk post...yay alchey, i'm so good right now!!!!! hehehehe see ya l;ater !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I took about 5 shots in an hour and made out with my best friends sister, my best friend was there too, he didn't seem to mind though...... I was 16 she was 14, both of us were drunk. It was weird between us after that...
 
you should not be ashemed instead you should be extremly proud becasue getting wasted beyond beliefe is very admirable and fuin
 
i have had 8 shots on an empty stomach and sadly im not anywhere nerer he point where u were. Consider yourself very lucky.
 
this thread is so ultimate claimage "U FAGGOOOT POOSY I HAD 20 SHOTS OF 151 AND I DIES BUT THEY BROUGHT ME BACKKK TO LIFE AND I DRANK MORE"
 
^ur a pussy they had to bring u back to life after only 20. I had 21 shots of everclear and I wasent even drunk yet, just a slight buzz.
 
yea that was just monday night, i dont even drink on weekends that shits pussy, i only do straight up black tar untill my heart stops and i go into catatonic nightmares
 
i was about this bad and i walked into the kitchen where a bunch of people were and i fell flat onto my face then i tried pretending like i meant to do that and said i was really tired and felt like sleeping on the floor...they didnt beleive me when i started bleeding from my nose profusely
 
dont be such a pussy and just get super wasysted all the time, and learn to deal with it. like me. i black out like 3 or 4 times a week. and its fuckin awsome!
 
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